The Official, "I'M OFFENDED," Thread

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I am prepared to offend millions of you today....

A friend called me this morning to set up our flight time this afternoon, and said, "I don't want to offend you but..." then said something silly, which got me thinking.

Karen Carpenter was only popular because her brother was such a great musician.

Kate Jackson was prettier than Farrah Faucet.

Betty Ruble was sexier than Wilma Flintstone.

I briefly thought Nixon was the One.

I haven't really thought of Psoriasis as "heartbreaking" at any time in my life.

By the way, I really DO wish you'd use BAN!

That should get things going...
 
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I'm with you on the Betty Ruble thing...
 
that has to be the stoopidist post of the year...

(are ya offended yet?)
 
I have never preceded a Statement with, "I don't want to offend you, but..." Quite frankly, because I don't give a sh*t.
 
Betty Ruble can't cook, or Barnie would be as fat as Fred...

As for hot? Pebbles! If you're going for cartoon-porn you gotta go young!
 
This is the Internet. Anyone who is easily offended shouldn't be here.

Oh, wait...without the entertainment value of the easily offended, what would be the point of the Internet?

Carry on.

Mark
 
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I haven't noticed the truth setting anyone free, lately.

High Wings are definitely preferable to low wings.

I tried to get a plane onto a treadmill but it wouldn't fit, so I think it would impossible to take off from one.

Time hasn't told me a thing, at all.
 
Any traffic in the area please advise
 
I'm offended when people call my little airplane,a light sport,or experimental.
 
If you are offended, it is none of my business so I promise to not interfere.
 
Frankly, the slave ships should have gone to Thailand.
 
A guy I know said, "You hurt my feelings" in a professional setting. I was floored.

Cowboy-up, dude.
 
denverpilot said:
Why not? They're boring "non-offensive" guys who are always on TV now in sitcoms and cop shows.
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They may know them a "bit" from different shows (that 70's show, the Donald Johnson thing), but very few know them as Cheech & Chong. Best duo ever...

Shoot, that's not offensive enough for this thread!!!
 
Hell, when it comes to being offensive, this place will be a walk in the park now that FC is gone.
 
To further inflame the masses:
Fifty will never be as sexy as twenty-five.
A good loser is still a loser.
Success breeds success.
When it comes to airplanes, safety really is job one.
Low wing is never going to be as good as high wing.
Light beer???? Really?
And my favorite....
The old days really were better.
 
I feel bad I tried to offend someone, anyone and failed.
 
I'm totally offended. No idea why, but I am.
 
Pick your level of offensiveness:

A ) Hillary Clinton has a nice butt
B ) Bill Clinton has a nice butt
C ) Barack Obama has a nice butt
D ) Love Donald Trump's tight little hiny.
 
“Look at that butt. Would anyone vote for that? Can you imagine that? The butt of our next president?”
 
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