flyingcheesehead
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My middle school had two 7th grade science teachers, both of whom had injured themselves with fire in incidents at school.So, in eighth grade, I answered an add in the back of a magazine and got 91 feet of cannon fuse for $1. I cut it into 1.5 inch pieces and sold it at school for 1 cent per piece.
Science teacher was fresh out of the Army and very cool. So one day he shows us how to make nitrocellulose. A couple of days later, he takes the now dry material and some poster board to make a large firecracker. And commented, that if he had a fuse, he could detonate it.
I raise my hand and tell him I had fuse. So I gave him a couple of pieces. He lit one and mentally timed the burn rate. Then inserted another piece into his firecracker, then lit it. Talking about how we should not try this at home, it was dangerous, est. I am freaking as the fuse burns down.
Then he flicks up to the corner of the room at the ceiling and proceeds to blow up the ceiling tile.
One always did a thing where she spread alcohol around the perimeter of one of the lab tabletops and lit it on fire - I have no idea what we were supposed to learn from that. But, early in her career she had spread the alcohol around and then lit the match herself...
The other one had a lifelong fascination with all sorts of science, but had a particular interest in pyrotechnics, much to the delight of his students. One time, he managed to get himself and eight of his students hospitalized, along with partially removing his classroom from the school building. But he was a fantastic teacher, and held everyone's attention for sure! https://www.cressfuneralservice.com/obituaries/gerald-gunderson