Texan pizza eaters

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iBazinga!
No, this is not a discussion about style of pizza. Whether you like that disgusting cheese greasy cheese bread from NY or the subtle genius and culinary nirvana of Chicago stuffed pizza, that is your business.

This thread is about pizza consumers in the state of Texas.

Really guys do you need this type of instruction on your pizza box?

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Surely you know to open the box and eat the contents or is it that the contents from Pie Five are so bad that you cannot tell them apart from the box?

http://www.piefivepizza.com/find_us.html
 

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Whats kind of funny is, at least from what I can tell, you can't even see that instruction, untill you already obeyed that instruction.
 
ajstoner21 said:
Whats kind of funny is, at least from what I can tell, you can't even see that instruction, untill you already obeyed that instruction.
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Excellent point. so we not only have the possibility of a group of people who need to be told not to eat the box, but we have a printer or box designer that has no clue on how the thing actually works. So many fails on so many levels. :D
 
You haven't noticed that frozen pizza wrappers always say, "Do not eat without cooking." or " Do not eat while frozen?" I guess the "No matter how high you are, college kid" part is implied.

As lawyers, you'll like that I once opened a disk for some cheap software to read on the note inside that was by no means even visible as even being there, "By opening the package you are agreeing to..."
 
I think they intended it as a joke.
 
At McDonald's it's sometimes difficult to tell if you're eating the box or the burger.
 
SCCutler said:
I think they intended it as a joke.
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... much like that Chicago "meat and tomato pie" they try and call pizza.

Chicago has many gustatory delights, but nothing called "deep dish pizza" that even comes close to the grand Neapolitan ideal that is pizza. Or the Bolognese one. Or even the Ligurian one.

Cheers,

-Andrew
 
wabower said:
At McDonald's it's sometimes difficult to tell if you're eating the box or the burger.
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Or theta the coffee isnhot without pouring in your lap and speed dialing a civil litagator.
 
ajstoner21 said:
Whats kind of funny is, at least from what I can tell, you can't even see that instruction, untill you already obeyed that instruction.
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First, Scott needs to send that pic to Jay Leno for his rant on really stupid instructions.. I bet it gets top billing...

Second, back when I was pretty heavy into hydo racing I used to buy new racing motors from Mercury Marine.... With every one was a bright orange tag affixed to the flywheel stating " WARRANTY VOID WHEN STARTED"..

Ben.
 
Why yes, yes it is. Pizza gets us all worked up, sometimes you can forget to open the box.

Of course, the lack of taste in most of the pizza here cant be differentiated from cardboard.
 
Folks in Texas can tell when someone's joking. Apparently, some folks from farther north can't.
 
mikea said:
You haven't noticed that frozen pizza wrappers always say, "Do not eat without cooking." or " Do not eat while frozen?" I guess the "No matter how high you are, college kid" part is implied.

As lawyers, you'll like that I once opened a disk for some cheap software to read on the note inside that was by no means even visible as even being there, "By opening the package you are agreeing to..."
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Microsoft software packages usually have the end user license agreement packaged inside because it was written by lawyers and is about 18 pages long. And of late, the EULA and advertisements are the only printed pages inside the package. The instructions for the products use is typically a softcopy or something you download from the company website.
 
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