Zeldman
Touchdown! Greaser!
Did anyone think Putin was really going to let Atlanta win..???
Simmer down there fella. I would be upset like yourself if I had to sit through three hours of commercials to watch a bunch of guys run around in tights for fifteen minutesNobody got suckered. Millions of people got together to eat and drink and have a good time, and were rewarded with a game that was a thousand times more entertaining than the entirety of your favorite 'sport' where a bunch of dudes run around a field and fall over in mock pain anytime anyone looks at them funny. I mean holy hell, your hero Messi doesn't even look like an athlete - he looks more like the dork that gets beat up in high school on a daily basis.
your hero Messi doesn't even look like an athlete - he looks more like the dork that gets beat up in high school on a daily basis.
Won't happen. The dudes in the super bowl don't have to pull media stunts to try to keep their jobs.Play the National Anthem and the first team that has a player that takes a knee loses.
Sure it's a chance, but not exactly an equal chance, is it? That's like saying I get a gun and you get a knife, you have a "chance" as long as I don't kill you first, lol. The NCAA rules are fair, keep the game moving, and keep forcing the teams to try for more points with each successive OT round.
Next thing you know, one snowflake or another will say that everyone on both teams should get a Super Bowl ring, and that all teams in the League should get a trophy every year . . .
Ladies and gentlemen, I have been to the Great Wall of China, I have seen the Pyramids of Egypt, I've even witnessed a grown man satisfy a camel. But never in all my years as a sportscaster have I witnessed something as improbable, as impossible, as what we've witnessed here today!Overtime? Resolve it with dodgeball.
Nah, the college rules are cheesy. Start with 1st down and 20 yards to score? The NFL players are professionals, they should be able to score from much further out than that. Both teams have an equal chance with the coin toss, then make their defense earn a chance for them to score.
Next thing you know, one snowflake or another will say that everyone on both teams should get a Super Bowl ring, and that all teams in the League should get a trophy every year . . .
Well, no trophy but each Falcon player got $53K for playing in the SB, Patriot players got $107K plus a $36K SB ring for winning. Not bad for a few hours work.
Overtime in the regular season should be a full quarter. Coin toss for the kickoff, two timeouts per team. If the score is tied at the end of that quarter the game goes down as a tie. In the playoffs additional quarters would be played until one does not end in a tie.
I know there are people in the league and player's union that want to keep any OT as short as possible. Player protection and all that.
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How about a soccer/hockey style shootout? Keep kicking 35 yard field goals (just a long snapper, holder, and kicker) until a miss?
That kind of changes the meaning of "special" teams.Tiddlywinks at mid field between the Special Teams Coaches using manhole covers and small above ground pools.
Cheers
It was worse in Houston and we had a police escort!!We watched the game with chapter members in the hangar at the airport. Driving home after the game it was like rush hour in Atlanta. The number of cars on the road after the game was absolutely amazing.
Let the cheerleaders play the overtime quarter....
I think it was a conspiracy to suck more money out of the viewing public. Gooddel and the two teams conspired to lengthen the game to sell more swag, run more commercials, and draw more interest. After a month of hype, they realized they were losing the millenials to facebook, tweeter, and youtube.
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