Here is the last thing I sold on Craigslist. It sold pretty quick
Kitchen table wants to go to college!!!
So I have this kitchen table for sale. Why am I selling it?
I'm glad you asked. It has been a really good table to me but I feel like it isn't really that happy.
I have come to a place where its happiness is more important to me than what it can do for me.
So here is the table this morning. Alone, sad, and covered with whatever the kids left on top of it.
It is dirty, has play-doh and junk all over it. We appreciate its willingness to put up with this but it deserves better.
Is it in good shape? Not really. I mean, it has good strength, but scratches, nicks, chips, etc... It is no longer the work of art it once was.
It comes with 6 chairs. 4 of them have been recovered and the other two are tan (I think. They are in my attic where they are being punished.)
It has a leaf (Also in the attic) we never used the leaf so we only needed the 4 chairs. I suspect the leaf is probably in great condition as it has been in the attic for awhile.
Here are the chairs:
The problem is that this table has so much more potential than we give it.
Sure kids love it, we eat dinner there but this table wants to do more and be more.
This table wants to serve young college students. It wants to play quarters and up the river down the river.
RED SOLO CUPS PEOPLE!!!!! This table wants to live!
Please help make that dream come true. It wants to live in your nasty ass dorm or your crappy apartment.
This table wants to be thrown up on, have bottles broken on it, drunk chicks tripping and falling onto it.
Please help me give this table its dream life
You see above, it is very strong too.
It doesn't care if it doesn't match your crappy, plaid, hand me down couches that you found on the corner of the road by UNT.
It just wants to be invited to the party and from time to time give you a place to set your No Doze while you scramble to finish that paper that you procrastinated on and now have to get done in 4 hours or you don't walk across the stage. (by the way, after you have graduated, you will have that dream a lot. I have no idea why)
This table needs you. It needs you and your friends to play Texas Hold em on it and lie to your friends about the women that are really not interested in you. You are the only one that can help make this a reality. So please help me send this table to college.
Disclaimer:
This table will also gladly live in a normal home with self respecting people that just need a place to sit and eat and can ignore any scratches or possibly even re stain or paint it improving its value.