Suicide Bomber Instructor Blows Up Class

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Y'all see this? An instructor blew up his class of 21 killing 22 would be terrorists. Is that irony or just sweet justice?

NY Times Article
 
"I'm only going to show this to you once..."
 
Ironic on multiple levels since this would not have happened when Saddam was in power.
 
Henning said:
Ironic on multiple levels since this would not have happened when Saddam was in power.
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Well, mine was sorta funny ironic. Yours is sorta 'shucks' ironic.
 
Geico266 said:
Now that's a stretch. :rolleyes:

Suicide bombers weren't invented BSD? (Before Saddam's Death)
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They were, but Saddam was the only one that could keep the bad guys in check. The really bad ones.
 
kyleb said:
"I'm only going to show this to you once..."
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Ahhh yea, reminds me of my Army Ranger map instructor:
Men's we gotta get you orientated on the map!
English was a bit lacking, but point him at enemy bunkers and they would disappear!

Best,

Dave
 
Sac Arrow said:
They were, but Saddam was the only one that could keep the bad guys in check. The really bad ones.
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Saddam WAS a really bad one...just because these cowards got his (or one of his sons) permission prior to blowing people doesn't change a thing to the innocents who were killed.

I wonder if these bastards still get their reward from all-a-hall-a???

Chris
 
Sac Arrow said:
They were, but Saddam was the only one that could keep the bad guys in check. The really bad ones.
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He threw people that opposed him into a woodchipper, if they were lucky. He was called the "Butcher of Bagdad" for a reason.
 
Geico266 said:
He threw people that opposed him into a woodchipper, if they were lucky. He was called the "Butcher of Bagdad" for a reason.
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Yep, and we put him in power, the Shah if Iran was no better. We're great at installing brutal dictators.
 
They are trying to reschedule the class but can't find an instructor of his caliber.
 
Too bad it was only a class and not a convention.

Does the suicide bomber who accidentally blew up other suicide bombers get into heaven?
 
DavidWhite said:
Too bad it was only a class and not a convention.

Does the suicide bomber who accidentally blew up other suicide bombers get into heaven?
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It wouldn't matter, no convention would be large enough to make a difference. Suicide Bomber is like Pilot, there will never be a shortage.
 
Maybe he was related to Jeff Dunhams sidekick Achmed and also suffered from premature DETONATION.
 
Hiperbiper said:
Saddam WAS a really bad one...just because these cowards got his (or one of his sons) permission prior to blowing people doesn't change a thing to the innocents who were killed.

I wonder if these bastards still get their reward from all-a-hall-a???

Chris
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Abu al-Zarqawi died, George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates.
He slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!"

Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed!"

James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"

Thomas Jefferson was next, beat al-Zarqawi with a long cane and snarled "It was Evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence."

The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the terrorist Leader.

As al-Zarqawi lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared.
Al-Zarqawi wept and said, "This is not what you promised me."

The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in Heaven.

What did you think I said?"
 
Bob Noel said:
Abu al-Zarqawi died, George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates.
He slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!"

Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed!"

James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"

Thomas Jefferson was next, beat al-Zarqawi with a long cane and snarled "It was Evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence."

The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the terrorist Leader.

As al-Zarqawi lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared.
Al-Zarqawi wept and said, "This is not what you promised me."

The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in Heaven.

What did you think I said?"
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Priceless!!
 
Hiperbiper said:
Saddam WAS a really bad one...just because these cowards got his (or one of his sons) permission prior to blowing people doesn't change a thing to the innocents who were killed.

I wonder if these bastards still get their reward from all-a-hall-a???

Chris
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Let me see if I can help you with that. It's spelled....Allah (the Arabic word for God). The same word you'll find in an Arabic Bible;).


Will these bastards get a reward for killing themselves and innocent people(non-combatants)? Serious violations of the Qur'an......

Of course they will!
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"But those who disobey Allah and His Messenger and transgress His limits will be admitted to a Fire to abide therein: and they shall have a humiliating punishment."

"Lo! those who purchase a small gain at the cost of Allah's covenant and their oaths, they have no portion in the Hereafter. Allah will neither speak to them nor look upon them on the Day of Resurrection, nor will He make them grow. Theirs will be a painful doom."
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Bukhari Volume 2, Book 23, Number 445:
Narrated Jundab..... the Prophet said, "A man was inflicted with wounds and he committed suicide, and so God said: My slave has caused death on himself hurriedly, so I forbid Paradise for him."

Bukhari Volume 8, Book 73, Number 73:
Narrated Thabit bin Ad-Dahhak:...... ”And if somebody commits suicide with anything in this world, he will be tortured with that very thing on the Day of Resurrection."

Narrated Abu Huraira:
The Prophet said, "He who commits suicide by throttling shall keep on throttling himself in the Hell Fire (forever) and he who commits suicide by stabbing himself shall keep on stabbing himself in the Hell-Fire."

"There was an incident during one of the battles where children of the enemy were killed by mistake. The Prophet (saaw) was observed with tears in his eyes, in pain because of the killing of these innocent children. Some of his followers tried to sooth the Prophet by saying, "They were only the children of Kafirs (unbelievers)" The Prophet (saaw) turned to the one who spoke, and he was visibly angry, and said, " Aren't you the child of a Kafir too?"
 
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Perhaps the instructor was tired of dealing with the zealots and wanted to go into show business with Jeff Dunham and Jose Jalapeno on a Steek
 
Do they have to take an Incomplete for that class? Probably a little too late to drop it.
 
"When you get to this point, you cut the red wire. Or is it the blue wire? Damn, I forget...."
 
Hiperbiper said:
Saddam WAS a really bad one...just because these cowards got his (or one of his sons) permission prior to blowing people doesn't change a thing to the innocents who were killed.

I wonder if these bastards still get their reward from all-a-hall-a???

Chris
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Geico266 said:
He threw people that opposed him into a woodchipper, if they were lucky. He was called the "Butcher of Bagdad" for a reason.
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I personally know some Iraqi Christians that fled Iraq after the war. They tell me the average Iraqi wants another Saddam to rule the country, not Mr. Rogers. It takes brutality to control brutality.
 
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