Something about you that not many here may know

I could tell you about my career as a Civilian Engineer for the USAF in aircraft development and later as a consultant to the Missile Defense Agency but then this thread would be TS-SAR and would have to be routed thru Clinton's Server.

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Maybe you meant TS/SAP? Anyway, my brother had TS/SCI, one day I asked him what he did and he replied "I push papers around a desk, it's boring and wouldn't interest you" and now I see things on his resume like: "Led team of twenty-five scientists, engineers, and military operators performing functions to counter weapons of mass destruction (WMD)", and: "Managed a portfolio of programs, which included the Counterproliferation Advanced Concept Technology Demonstration, and the Hard Target Defeat program". Holy **** Batman.
 
Okay sir, I (and I would suppose most the people on this forum would have to as well) looked it up. In my line of work, " the behavior of the collective motion of micro particles in a material, resulting from the random movement of each micro particle" isn't going to come up all that much.

You said and I'm paraphrasing here, that "people don't care." Don't confuse apathy with ignorance.
Interesting description you found...I would call that a description of diffusive transport. The diffusivity equation is not limited to a single form of transport and the first published solution addressed the conduction of heat. I use the equation to describe flow from areas of high potential (pressure/energy) to lower potential.

As to the day-to-day significance in the workplace, ever smell a foul odor generated by a co-worker? Some elements of diffusion are involved in that particular situation...
 
Not that anyone knows anything about me to begin with but, I Can ride a unicycle, juggle torches and knives and tryed out for the circus when I was 12.

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At the same time?

About me: I started taking guitar lessons last month and found out I am not a natural, but I am sticking with it, anyway.
 
At the same time?

About me: I started taking guitar lessons last month and found out I am not a natural, but I am sticking with it, anyway.

I'm on year three of guitar, and definitely not a natural. :D
Been using Justinguitar.com, now I'm using Jamplay, both good but Jamplay more instructors.
 
I'm on year three of guitar, and definitely not a natural. :D
Been using Justinguitar.com, now I'm using Jamplay, both good but Jamplay more instructors.
I have an instructor I have known for many years (he taught my son). He comes to my house twice a month. I have not tried the online stuff, but if I didn't know Greg, I probably would have gone that way.
 
I have an instructor I have known for many years (he taught my son). He comes to my house twice a month. I have not tried the online stuff, but if I didn't know Greg, I probably would have gone that way.

I tried a few instructors one on one, and they all were lacking, and all at $45/hour felt I wasn't getting my money's worth.
 
I have played guitar since I was 14. I was in a bar band for 20 years or so. I once was the opening act for The Charley Daniels Band. I have only taken one paid guitar lessen, it was with Al Pitelli, once guitarist for Alice Cooper.
 
I have played guitar since I was 14. I was in a bar band for 20 years or so. I once was the opening act for The Charley Daniels Band. I have only taken one paid guitar lessen, it was with Al Pitelli, once guitarist for Alice Cooper.

Impressive Mike. Must have been cool touring w/ CD Band, or was it a one time gig? Guess you might know Tommy Shaw, isn't he from P'ville?
 
While we're name-dropping, I once played bassoon in an orchestra that was accompanying Luciano Pavarotti. Highlight of my musical career.
 
At the same time?

About me: I started taking guitar lessons last month and found out I am not a natural, but I am sticking with it, anyway.
At one point I could do both at once but I haven't really ridden my unicycle in around 5 years so probably not anymore.

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Impressive Mike. Must have been cool touring w/ CD Band, or was it a one time gig? Guess you might know Tommy Shaw, isn't he from P'ville?
It was a one off gig, way above our talent level, but we got the gig nonetheless. Tommy Shaw is actually from Montgomery. I never knew him personally.
 
I have played guitar since I was 14. I was in a bar band for 20 years or so. I once was the opening act for The Charley Daniels Band. I have only taken one paid guitar lessen, it was with Al Pitelli, once guitarist for Alice Cooper.
Cool! One of my best, oldest friends has been in bands since junior high, his current band opened for BS&T a few weeks ago. He played with Ronnie Millsap and Jerry Reed in Nashville.
 
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It was a one off gig, way above our talent level, but we got the gig nonetheless. Tommy Shaw is actually from Montgomery. I never knew him personally.

Knew it was one or the other lol.
 
Cool! One of my best, oldest friends has been in bands since junior high, his current band opened for BS&T a few weeks ago. He played with Ronnie Millsap and Jerry Reed in Nashville.
That's good company for sure. Jerry Reed was one of the finest guitar players to ever pick one up. I "retired" years ago, I rarely pick up a guitar anymore.
 
Cleared folks - hold that a bit closer? No need to make yourself a target. . .

Or family members, as well?

Don't work in that biz do you? They know what they can talk about. It's all ancient history once they can, too.

Those of us who worked on contracts helping them all out, do too. :)

Bird Colonels and Navy Commanders get all sorts of cranky when the General or Admiral's pet project is being held up by a telecom problem.

Heh. And I can say that because they were cranky over an unsecured line. To my house sometimes.

Telecom touches everything. Telecom equipment vendors support teams, *really* touch everything.

And sometimes you just have to call the manufacturer's support line.

Some of the funniest calls I took were listening to people stumble through explaining their equipment problem while trying not to explain what they were using it for. I usually knew by which line they called in on. Big customers got their own 800 numbers.

The best way to handle it was to say something like, "I don't need to know but I suspect you have X problem if this circuit isn't working, if the gear is still doing what it was during the original installation. So I understand your urgency level, Colonel."

After the Colonel stopped hollering at people in the background... The X problem was a hint at what we knew it was being used for without saying it outright.

"Can you have the techs confirm for me that they set a master clock source when they moved the system from fiber transport to microwave? That'll probably clear it right up. Only one end. The others should be in Slave mode. LEDs went green? That's a good sign. Can you have them put some data across that circuit? Already getting it. Great. Is Sargent X still there? I thought I heard him in the background. If he is, tell him this problem is referenced in chapter 6 of the manual, and if he needs me to write up a tech tip for the guys, I can. He wasn't shown that specifically during the install, and the field engineer he usually works with is standing here next to my desk asking me to confirm that with you. Have him email me if he needs that document. Okay thanks, have a nice day, sir."

Support line fun. Before that, field engineering. Water way under the bridge for me.

DOE sites had the most guns visible. DoD came in a distant second place. I know for sure that wasn't a secret! ;)

The best was the "declassified circuit diagram" faxed to us from White Sands one day. Someone drew it with a fat sharpie and tossed it in the fax machine so we could figure out what they screwed up. Looked like something someone would hang on their fridge from their six year old, but it got the job done. LOL. Range Safety folks were a lot happier once that circuit came back up.

Or so I hear... ;) We promised to destroy the crayola diagram. Haha. Boss and I joked whether we should take it outside and burn it in the VPs office later, just for fun.

Secret squirrels and their contractors were always nice professional folks to help out. We always helped them not say things they couldn't say. ;)
 
A member of the 100 meter club(diving)
Had the pleasure of riding out three hurricanes in the Gulf of Mexico,(Rita twice and Katrina) all three times on a derrick barge.
I am a Freemason and a member of the Shriners.
 
I've been hit by lightning.

I sing and play guitar, bass, drums on a heavy metal album that nobody here will ever connect to me in real life. it was a personal goal and I released it under a psuedo identity. I eat sleep and breathe heavy metal music.
 
Cleared folks - hold that a bit closer? No need to make yourself a target. . .

Haha point well taken but honestly it sounds like a bigger deal than it is. In the Cold War era they handed secrets like candy to almost all junior enlisted Infantry grunts and a TS was a given if you were a line officer or were otherwise in an enlisted Intel position.

Hell, go to any of the major intelligence agencies from the CIA on down, and the damn janitors are running around with TS/SCI clearances.
 
I've been hit by lightning.

I sing and play guitar, bass, drums on a heavy metal album that nobody here will ever connect to me in real life. it was a personal goal and I released it under a psuedo identity. I eat sleep and breathe heavy metal music.
One day we need to put together the POA all-star review.
 
Cleared folks - hold that a bit closer? No need to make yourself a target. . .

Yeah, it's zero big deal... for me at least. If I had a current clearance like that, you wouldn't know. Besides, about the most information someone could squeeze from me would be the color of the hair of the person who hired me. But... I'M NOT TELLING!!! (...mostly because I don't remember)
 
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I've been hit by lightning.

I sing and play guitar, bass, drums on a heavy metal album that nobody here will ever connect to me in real life. it was a personal goal and I released it under a psuedo identity. I eat sleep and breathe heavy metal music.
Well let's see, you weren't in cannibal corpse, deicide, morbid angel or dying fetus, overkill, obituary or mortician. Not in gorguts either.

I am not about to go through all my books of CDs to find you but when I get a minute I will thumb through some archives. Maybe you were in one of those Christian death metal bands!
 
I've been hit by lightning.

Holy s... I just found our common denominator. Not joking. In my case, however, it was not a direct strike. Lightning hit the power box outside my parent's house, sent a charge through my TV - which I was sitting right in front of (I was 12) - and threw me backward. I was fine, just a bit... shocked!
(Get it?!!! SHOCKED!! haha)
 
honestly it sounds like a bigger deal than it is.

Exactly. When the DoD was going around interviewing all my family, friends and neighbors, a couple of them asked what kind of clearance I was going for and the guy told them. It's not really a secret to be secret. But, yeah, if you have an active clearance, probably not the best thing to go blabbing about it and making yourself a target.
 
Well let's see, you weren't in cannibal corpse, deicide, morbid angel or dying fetus, overkill, obituary or mortician. Not in gorguts either.

I am not about to go through all my books of CDs to find you but when I get a minute I will thumb through some archives. Maybe you were in one of those Christian death metal bands!

No I wasn't in anyone else's album. Hell, I would broadcast that.
This was just stuff people dont know about you. Most people just know I am the IT guy that pokes holes in coffee cups.

I would say there are maybe 4 people that know once the kids go to bed, This is my passion. It is right up there with flying.
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Exactly. When the DoD was going around interviewing all my family, friends and neighbors, a couple of them asked what kind of clearance I was going for and the guy told them. It's not really a secret to be secret. But, yeah, if you have an active clearance, probably not the best thing to go blabbing about it and making yourself a target.

Those interviews are weird to be on the other end of. You sit there analyzing the questions figuring out why they're asking them. LOL.

A lot of the questions were hunting for reasons the person could be bribed and through what channels. Makes sense. The longer you've known the person, the longer you're gonna be there. Especially if you know anything about their finances. They already know, but lining up the dots and making sure nothing is hidden is the goal. Relationships too.

Even more fun when they come to your workplace to do it because you have a job and a boss that says that's no problem. Everyone wondering why you're sitting in the big comfy conference room with a military officer in uniform at a civilian business for a couple of hours seemingly just shooting the breeze. LOL.

They're probably relieved when they don't have to do it in someone's house and can get one done during normal hours.

I certainly can see why it takes years.
 
Ooh, that's a fun one I just thought of...

I have a nuclear weapons training certificate hanging amongst the QSL cards and other wallpaper on the wall in my ham shack.

(No it's not mine. It was dad's. It's up there just to see if people are paying attention.)

Hahaha. They used to hand those things out as wallpaper. LOL. Neat memorabilia from a by-gone day.

Yay! You know how the nuclear weapons work! Congrats! Have a nice certificate for your home office wall!
 
Those interviews are weird to be on the other end of. You sit there analyzing the questions figuring out why they're asking them. LOL.

A lot of the questions were hunting for reasons the person could be bribed and through what channels. Makes sense. The longer you've known the person, the longer you're gonna be there. Especially if you know anything about their finances. They already know, but lining up the dots and making sure nothing is hidden is the goal. Relationships too.

Even more fun when they come to your workplace to do it because you have a job and a boss that says that's no problem. Everyone wondering why you're sitting in the big comfy conference room with a military officer in uniform at a civilian business for a couple of hours seemingly just shooting the breeze. LOL.

They're probably relieved when they don't have to do it in someone's house and can get one done during normal hours.

I certainly can see why it takes years.

I always wondered what they asked people. Supposedly, I could get a copy of the audio, or at least that's what they told everyone at the end of the interviews. I always wondered if that was true, or some kind of test of either the folks they were interviewing or of me. Either way, I never requested it. Felt like I would be violating my friends/family... plus, ignorance is bliss... better not to know what people really think about me!
 
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