poadeleted21
Touchdown! Greaser!
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So, I get back from lunch today and have this in my inbox.
So, my coworker was the first responder to the crime scene. He said it looked like a fecal matter Jackson Pollock painting. Said it really was a "biohazard" and not just a typical corporate America overreaction to a non issue. Another witness concurred. It appears that the perp had dropped trou and was attempting to install an ass gasket but the geyser erupted before he could get it installed.
Not sure How this happens but, I'm impressed. We have no leads on who done it.
The men’s restroom near my desk is closed until further notice due to a biohazard situation that has to be cleaned.
Thank you,
So, my coworker was the first responder to the crime scene. He said it looked like a fecal matter Jackson Pollock painting. Said it really was a "biohazard" and not just a typical corporate America overreaction to a non issue. Another witness concurred. It appears that the perp had dropped trou and was attempting to install an ass gasket but the geyser erupted before he could get it installed.
Not sure How this happens but, I'm impressed. We have no leads on who done it.