so I got summoned...

I've been through that twice. What a show. The first one the defense attorney asked everyone the same question, "if you were my client, would you be the type of juror that you would want on the jury." Everyone says "yes", there were about 20 before me. I said "I don't know." He asks something to the effect of what do you mean by that. I say the only type of juror that I would want up here is one that would find me not guilty and seeing as how I haven't heard any evidence yet, I don't know. There was a little buzz and a few chuckles. He wasn't happy. I was the next juror excused.

"Yes."

"Why?"

"Because I'm a big fan of jury nullification and I suspect he wants to be found not guilty..."

"Dismissed!"

Hahaha.
 
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