oh, sir! you forgot your target!
Yeah, no kidding. Between needing three of them
to figure out the anti-terrorism stuff and then the last one counting like it was a Sesame Street episode, I was thinking about letting the branch manager know I was somewhat displeased with their inability to be discreet. But I never got around to it.
Interestingly, if you have an account there with a big enough balance, they were quite happy to tell me over the phone that day without any identification other than the account info, whether they had that much cash on hand for a cash withdrawal. They don't always, and the main number tells you they'll just transfer you to the closest branch and you can ask... if they don't have it, you can call back and they'll try the next closest branch.
Criminals I know are pretty stupid, but so is answering the phone and when asked if you have lots of cash at a small branch one day, telling the truth about it. Haha.
Great customer service though. Good thing I wasn't a bank robber with someone else's account information. LOL. I bet you could also get info on multiple close by branches without triggering any questions at the main number either, since they're the ones who told you to call them back if the branch says they're no-go on the cash.
Weirdest conversations ever.
"So um, I'm supposed to call and ask if you have enough cash to make a cash withdrawal of X?"
And I swear they just yelled across the office... "Hey Bob, can we do a withdrawal of $X today?"
Probably imagined a bit in my head but it was still a very weird day.
If any friends joke they want cash for a vehicle that expensive (and it wasn't hideously expensive but it was a little way into the five figures range) ever again... I'll be quick to say "Oh hell no... I'll go get you a nice cashier's check and YOU can deal with converting that to cash if you want cash..."
Funny thing was, he joked he wanted it in "unmarked $20 bills". I didn't even attempt that... that would have been insanity.
Interesting thing was, $100 bills for that still wasn't a very physically thick stack. Which kinda put those drug deal confiscation videos where you see huge stacks of confiscated $100s in perspective. That's a LOT of money.