So, controllers DO have fantasies about the pilots!

Wonder if Caitlyn made the call........
 
Umm, that is C.J.Morgan (aka "Cap'n Morgan") on his radio show on KLBJ FM. He likes to do voices too.
I really wouldn't expect this to be real. ;) Check your source. Oh right, it's YuChoob, them Interwebs. :D
 
Best parts:
2:56 - "She's out of control, she's out of control"
6:12 - You gonna take thos f*ing handoffs Dave?!"
 
For the record, as a controller I don't have ANY fantasies about pilots other than "when is this guy gonna stop telling me his life's story so I can give him a traffic alert?".
 
So, do pilots have fantasies about controllers...

Just askin'
 
For the record, as a pilot I don't have ANY fantasies about controllers.
 
GRG55 said:
So, do pilots have fantasies about controllers...

Just askin'
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Story Time: In Afghanistan, about 6 months into that tour, and the contract for the tower folks changed out. One of the new controllers is a 23 year old former Marine who has a voice like a 1-900 number, or so she does in my memory. I was flight lead the first time I heard her. I had to ask my co-pilot what she said because I didn't even remember the altimeter setting. I can say I made all the radio calls I could think of just to hear her respond... We nicknamed her "Bubbles" and she was just as gorgeous as her voice made her sound.
 
Soldier64 said:
Story Time: In Afghanistan, about 6 months into that tour, and the contract for the tower folks changed out. One of the new controllers is a 23 year old former Marine who has a voice like a 1-900 number, or so she does in my memory. I was flight lead the first time I heard her. I had to ask my co-pilot what she said because I didn't even remember the altimeter setting. I can say I made all the radio calls I could think of just to hear her respond... We nicknamed her "Bubbles" and she was just as gorgeous as her voice made her sound.
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There was a GCA controller at NZY years ago with a voice like that. We noticed that once she made her first approach of the day the "word got out" and everyone seemed to need an approach regardless of the weather. You could hear the disappointment in their voice if they got you instead of her.
 
Ive told this story several times. It was right after 9/11 crash, the time period when you could fly but you HAD to be on an IFR flight plan. So this friend, a woman, we weren't really dating, but we were friends. She flew with me up to Alaska. So its an uncontrolled airport and Approach had a temporary on the field freq so we could talk to them. Both of us talked (she was a pilot). So the guy says we have to wait about 1/2 hour until the 310 arrives. We say ok, we have nothing else to do. So we wait. Talk. You know... So anyway 1/2 hour later the 310 comes in and I call in. ATC comes back with "are you guys done?"
 
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Well I've heard them try to give pilots their phone numbers before ;)
 
coloradobluesky said:
Ive told this story several times. It was right after 9/11 crash, the timeperiod when you could fly but you HAD to be on an IFR flight plan. So this friend, a woman, we weren't really dating, but we were friends. She flew with me up to Alaska. So its an uncontrolled airport and Approach had a temporary on the field freq so we could talk to them. Both of us talked (she was a pilot). So the guy says we have to wait about 1/2 hour until the 310 arrives. We say ok, we have nothing else to do. So we wait. Talk. You know... So anyway 1/2 hour later the 310 comes in and I call in. ATC comes back with "are you guys done?"
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LOL. "gotta finish the cigarettes, then we'll be ready"
 
Soldier64 said:
Story Time: In Afghanistan, about 6 months into that tour, and the contract for the tower folks changed out. One of the new controllers is a 23 year old former Marine who has a voice like a 1-900 number, or so she does in my memory. I was flight lead the first time I heard her. I had to ask my co-pilot what she said because I didn't even remember the altimeter setting. I can say I made all the radio calls I could think of just to hear her respond... We nicknamed her "Bubbles" and she was just as gorgeous as her voice made her sound.
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Jbad?

Kirkuk had some cute AF controllers when I was there. Unfortunately enlisted.:(
 
Velocity173 said:
Jbad?

Kirkuk had some cute AF controllers when I was there. Unfortunately enlisted.:(
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She was at Sharana. Never heard anyone else like her in theater. We did have a few ground guys call "dibs" on some of our female pilots on freq. Always got a good laugh outta that.
 
Velocity173 said:
Jbad?

Kirkuk had some cute AF controllers when I was there. Unfortunately enlisted.:(
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When were you there? I was chief controller from December 2004 - April 2005 and I had three female watch supervisors; all of them good looking. I know that Michelle and Candy hung out down at the Army medical/rescue H-60 shack quite a bit.
 
Timbeck2 said:
When were you there? I was chief controller from December 2004 - April 2005 and I had three female watch supervisors; all of them good looking. I know that Michelle and Candy hung out down at the Army medical/rescue H-60 shack quite a bit.
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Lol! Small world. This was probably mid 2004 though. You all had Michigan ANG F-16s at the time. I was hanging out for a couple of hours waiting on our VIP. Decided to go up to the tower for a tour. I think one female was on sup, another working local and a guy on ground. Just remember thinking, wow, I should have gone AF ATC!:D
 
Was the female sup blond and extremely good looking? I forgot her name but she was on the rotation that my crew replaced.
 
Timbeck2 said:
Was the female sup blond and extremely good looking? I forgot her name but she was on the rotation that my crew replaced.
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Correct. As I recall the other girl on local was blonde as well. Have no clue what the dude looked like. Somehow that didn't get burned into my memory bank. :D
 
mscard88 said:
You have something against enlisted folks? o_O
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Not at all. I was former enlisted myself. At the time I was an officer though and interaction with enlisted would be frowned upon. Not that these ladies would have anything to do with me anyway. I'm sure they had the attention of every guy on base. Of course any "hanky panky" would be prohibited by General Order # 1 as well.;)
 
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Not at all. I was former enlisted myself. At the time I was an officer though and interaction with enlisted would be frowned upon. Not that these ladies would have anything to do with me anyway. I'm sure they had the attention of every guy on base. Of course any "hanky panky" would be prohibited by General Order # 1 as well.;)
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GO #1 still makes me laugh... Although, when I mentor my LTs I tell them there are really only two things that will send you to jail in the Army every time. Screwing up property and screwing your privates.
 
At my local airport a guy on the tower frequency once asked a female pilot to call him. He gave the number and his name and said don't worry nothing wrong just want to talk about your plane. :D He was pretty smooth about it. She had a nice voice... but you never know. Can you tell a fat girl on frequency? I don't know. If they sound like a whale, breathing heavily, maybe?
 
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Can you tell a fat girl on frequency? I don't know.
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I sure failed. Heard a nice friendly mellow voice on frequency give me a clearance once.
Two weeks later, during a tour of the TRACON, I got to see who that voice belonged to. I would have failed miserably. :)
Not that it matters what the controller looks like. As long as they do their job and enjoy it (without barking at pilots), I'm happy.
 
Flew into Monroe LA one night about 3 years ago and there were a couple of female controllers working in the tower. They flirted and joke with us from approaching the airport to shutdown. We were on a layover and we were tempted to tell them meet us at the mex restaurant when they got off. We didn't. :(
 
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