Looking for that one. Age 34.
So, I've spent the better part of a decade putting the social life on the back burner and setting myself up in a comfortable financial situation. I've got the mortgage paid off, I've got the truck and motorcycle paid off, and I just bought myself a Corvette as a pre-midlife-crisis-fun-car. Now I am looking for that special someone who can come into my life, stay a few years, and then tear my heart out through my chest, while emptying my bank account and ruining my financial standing. Bonus points given to those that will forbid me from doing the things I currently enjoy. Extra consideration will also be bestowed upon those that are in shape now, but will immediately let themselves go, quit their job, and put on 50lbs within a month of being in a committed relationship. Even though you will do nothing but lounge around the house all day, you will ensure that I come home from work to a messy house and then demand we go out to dinner again. I would also really like someone who will drive a wedge between myself and the social circles I am currently tied to, and assimilate me into her social groups no matter how much I say I can not stand her friends.
I'm almost 6'3", in decent shape, blonde hair and blue eyes. I would tell you more about my personality, but it really does not matter as you will do everything in your power to change everything about me before leaving me a tattered shell of myself when you tell me it's over.
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