Sham... OW! OW! OW!

[mikea]

Well, one's thing's for certain: Not sex. lol. Did he get his money back?

He called for his money back on the "Satisfaction Guaranteed on Your Money Back (less P&H)" promise but the line is always either busy or not answering.

 

[gprellwitz]

Well, one's thing's for certain: Not sex. lol. Did he get his money back?

The $930 (in twenties? How'd they do that?) is in evidence.

 

[Matthew]

How can you tell Vince has been in your hotel room?


There's a ShamWow on the nightstand and a career in the toilet.

 

[LearDriver]

Bad press is better than no press. Our society embraces these kind of people now.

 

[flyersfan31]

not all the way though. He will be paying of rit the rest of his life. He is now HIV+

I assumed that. Almost unavoidable. I know someone in similar straits.

 

[Obi Heed Kenobi]

not all the way though. He will be paying of rit the rest of his life. He is now HIV+

I'm sorry.

 

[Everskyward]

Did they pull his ads yet?

No, at least not in Canada. I just saw one.

 

[mikea]

Did they pull his ads yet?

You kidding?

They're still running ads for Enzyte and selling the Q Ray, even though the makers have been found guilty of and ADMITTED fraud.

This will make Sham-Wow even more famous.

 

[LearDriver]

Did they pull his ads yet?

I doubt since he owns the company.

 

[LearDriver]

You kidding?

They're still running ads for Enzyte and selling the Q Ray, even though the makers have been found guilty of and ADMITTED fraud.

This will make Sham-Wow even more famous.

You've got to be kidding. You mean my Q Ray doesn't work after all.

 

[Henning]

You know, for a prostitute, she ain't bad looking....not hot by any means, but not bad looking.

She must be new to the game. She doesn't have the crack face yet.

South Beach is filled with fine looking Russian hookers. At $1000, she must have been spending the night. $400 is the current rate, and I only charge an extra $75 to get the hooker smell out of the boat before the owners wife shows up....

 

[Henning]

You following, me camera guy?

You know the Germans make good stuff.

It sells itself.

You don't suppose ol' Vince made sure that everybody in the bar knew who he was while he was throwing around handfuls of cash, do ya?

Too bad he couldn't get a quick camera cut/edit to get out this one like he does to make the carpet clean and dry.

He had a previous huge rhubarb with a gross-out movie he made.

BTW, Sham WoWs are for crap. If you want a good chamois, the Super Absorbers do very well.

 

[gprellwitz]

South Beach is filled with fine looking Russian hookers. At $1000, she must have been spending the night. $400 is the current rate, and I only charge an extra $75 to get the hooker smell out of the boat before the owners wife shows up....

And I wish I suspected you were joking!

 

[Henning]

And I wish I suspected you were joking!

All my best clients are degenerates....birds of a feather and all that....

 

[Dart]

I only charge an extra $75 to get the hooker smell out of the boat before the owners wife shows up....

So, whatta ya use to get it out?

 

[mikea]

So, whatta ya use to get it out?

Ka-Boom!

 

[rottydaddy]

I knew this guy was stupid... for that kind of money, you're better off calling an establishment that provides such services. They screen for biters, I believe.

If a woman propositions me in a bar, I will offer her a free drink; that seems fair. A thousand smackers for some skank barfly?! Next there will be "lot lizards" with credit card swipers.


Buddennyway... I can't see her being the guilty party here, in terms of the assault thing. She wants that money, or she wouldn't be there in the first place. Even if she was totally massed-up on drugs, she wouldn't want to lose the sale. I agree that he probably freaked out on her and get carried away, probably because he himself was high as a kite. Watch one of those Shamwow spots then watch a Cops clip of a crackhead bust. Not much difference...