Russians pestering Canada!

Yeah whenever the Russians get a little firewater in their belly they start thinking they are a world military power again. They are not, except for nukes, and the reason they have so many is because it's thought that as few as 25% of them will actually work.

They started fixing up their rusty navy and air force a few years back until the oil prices dropped again. The most laughable thing they've done recently is unveil their stealth fighter jet which is a knockoff of the F-22 without any of the advanced avionics and targeting systems.

Oh and let's not mention the fact that their invasion of Georgia almost failed because they were barely able to establish supply lines to the front.
 
Ah yes. Good ole saber rattling. IDK why, but I'm waiting for the day their stealth jets attempts to overfly a major city, a carrier sits 50 miles off the west coast doing exercises just because, or an Akula surfaces under the Golden Gate bridge.

Good thing guys like me don't run the show, huh?
 
Man I am glad those Russians are keeping an eye on those Canadians! I know those wily Canucks are up to something! They needs to be watched!!

I see the way they are infiltrating our culture through the entertainment and news industry. Soon we will all be saying 'zed' instead of 'zee' and then we will go 'oot' and 'aboot' when we mean to go out and about. Molson's will become America's beer and the brewery will take over Budweiser production!

IT's a plaid plot I tell YOU!!!!!! [/spittle]

;) :)
 
ScottM said:
Man I am glad those Russians are keeping an eye on those Canadians! I know those wily Canucks are up to something! They needs to be watched!!

I see the way they are infiltrating our culture through the entertainment and news industry. Soon we will all be saying 'zed' instead of 'zee' and then we will go 'oot' and 'aboot' when we mean to go out and about. Molson's will become America's beer and the brewery will take over Budweiser production!

IT's a plaid plot I tell YOU!!!!!! [/spittle]

;) :)
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Well, if the Canadians take over your beer production, maybe they'll start making actual beer rather than water + food colouring.
 
Jack Spectre said:
They started fixing up their rusty navy and air force a few years back until the oil prices dropped again. The most laughable thing they've done recently is unveil their stealth fighter jet which is a knockoff of the F-22 without any of the advanced avionics and targeting systems.

Oh and let's not mention the fact that their invasion of Georgia almost failed because they were barely able to establish supply lines to the front.
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I'm not sure which NAVY is rustier http://afp.google.com/article/ALeqM5gThybp_Fcvg9QqECFfEoFOKqn8QA :wink2:

P.S. By the way it's Georgia who invaded first according US intelligence.
 
"There were no verbal communications between the Nimitz aircraft or the Russian aircraft," the official said.
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In the old days we used plenty of non-verbal hand and other body part signals to communicate to the Soviet fighters that intercepted us. We had no problem communicating.
 
ScottM said:
In the old days we used plenty of non-verbal hand and other body part signals to communicate to the Soviet fighters that intercepted us. We had no problem communicating.
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"Yes, Goose, I am familiar with 'the finger'"

"I'm sorry, I hate it when it does that."
 
EdFred said:
"Yes, Goose, I am familiar with 'the finger'"

"I'm sorry, I hate it when it does that."
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Amateurish.
:ihih::ihih:

I'll tell you what happens when sweaty flesh touches Al that is at below zero next weekend :eek::D:D

Even better is when you take pictures of the poor sod who did it with the camera that has film that will go straight to the base photo lab for processing.
 
Those Europeans have been slaughtering each other for millennia... Why get involved?

denny-o - isolationist, and proud of it...
 
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