Okayokay, I got one... stop me if you heard it...
Why did the Cirrus cross the road? wait for it.... wait for it........ Cirri don't cross roads! They just follow the magenta line on their perspective plus around the road while the pilot sits in the back sipping rose'.
okayokayokayokay... guys... here's one... stop me if you heard this one....
A Cirrus, a 172 and a Mooney walk into a bar... Bartender says, "Whaddaya have?" 172 says, "Just some water please. I can't afford a drink because for some reason I cost $180,000 even though I have a clapped out engine and avionics that belong in a museum. Seriously, why do people other than flight schools buy me? I'm slow and boring and fly like a Yugo."... Mooney says, "Nothing thanks. I got here so fast I already drank my limit like twenty minutes ago. Cya!" Cirrus looks at the bartender and says, "Sorry, hang on.... You gotta wait for me to float down..... I popped the chute." Oh!!! Get it? Get it??
okayokay... one more.. one more.... here you go, stop me if you heard this.. have you heard this one??....
How many Cirri does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ........... wait for it.. wait for it..... None. The Cirrus pilot can afford to pay someone else to change it!! OH!!!
Hey, that's all for my set guys! Thanks so much you have been a wonderful audience! Good night!