Bad Voice Dialing Recognition: Almost called my wife's hottest friend...at 6am on Sunday.
Its about 6am. I'm still tired from driving back home from Rapid City the night before. I haven't flown in a while and there's a pancake breakfast at a nearby class Delta. But its looking like the T-Storms won't be moving out any time soon. Did I mention I am tired (and shouldn't be flying). Meanwhile, I have about 10 airport AWOS phone numbers in my phone along with like 300 other numbers I will never call. Its a 20 min drive to the airport so why not call their 1-minute wx. So I press the voice dial button on my rather bland, yet trusty Honda Accord. (Honda) Betty says: "Please say a command". I respond "Saint Cloud Weather".....(Honda) Betty thinks a bit longer than normal and then she says "Calling Susan M...". Oh ****!!! This is my wife's super hot single friend. Oh ****!!! My phone is in my friggin' pocket so I am gonna have to abort with the car's built in display. It takes like an extra second longer than normal so I'm thinking the first ring will go out before the cancel call button shows up. I've been here before. Rotate the knob one time...the correct direction....and press it. Whew!!! Aborted before the first ring.
But now I am wondering...what if it did ring and she answered
Would she be thinking about me all day
What was she wearing
Does she know how to make breakfast