Private checkride went horribly wrong!

quovadis said:
SR22
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Okay for real when you say "SR22" you are not talking about a plane but the insurance you require for your car because of getting pulled over after one of your $500 bottle of wine nights right?
 
SixPapaCharlie said:
My masterpiece for the evening. And I am drinking some $500 wine so just go with it. To the tune of "Beat It" by Michael Jackson


They Told Him Don't You Ever Come Around Here
Don't Wanna See Your posts, You Better Disappear
The liars they despise And your Words Are Really weird
So Beat It, Pete Beat It

No nasty rum, no bitter beer from a stein
Don't Wanna drink No bud, just drinkin fancy wine
You really Wanna fly, but nobody gives a damn
defeated, defeated

Repeat it! Repeat It!
No One believes Petes for real yeah
cold and obnoxious, trolling all night
It Doesn't Matter He'll never fly
Just Beat It, repeat It
Just Beat It, repeat It

We're Out To Get You, Better Leave While You Can
Your plane is really heavy it's so heavy man
You Wanna fly around, but you'll never pass the test
So Beat It, Just Beat It

You Have To show us That You're Really prepared
your gadgets will protect you and you're never scared
paper is for losers and pencils are s#!t
So Beat It

But You Wanna fly Bad

Just Fly It, Fly It,
No One's gonna let you fly it
Showin' How Funky bad Is Your Flight
It Doesn't Matter you're banned for life

Just Beat It! Beat It!
Pete needs feed his ego
gonna fly circles around us all night
not cause he's awesome, because he can't find
the map on his iPad, that f#@ker just died

repeat it. Repeat it
No One Wants Pete to succeed at
flying an airplane or flying a kite
It Doesn't Matter he's never right

Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It
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Well done:yes:
 
SixPapaCharlie said:
Okay for real when you say "SR22" you are not talking about a plane but the insurance you require for your car because of getting pulled over after one of your $500 bottle of wine nights right?
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Nicely done!

Why is it we are the only ones that got this joke? :dunno: :eek:


:rofl:
 
Geico266 said:
Nicely done!

Why is it we are the only ones that got this joke? :dunno: :eek:


:rofl:
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SixPapaCharlie is quite smart :rofl: Have to take a short break and also agree, nicely done, and great job on the poetry...

But having said that, it really is deeply disrespectful to Pete! I have still not received any contact information. Does nobody have an email address for him? Henning?

Speaking of which... Henning, tell me what your proposed race course would look like...
 
quovadis said:
SixPapaCharlie is quite smart :rofl: Have to take a short break and also agree, nicely done, and great job on the poetry...

But having said that, it really is deeply disrespectful to Pete! I have still not received any contact information. Does nobody have an email address for him? Henning?

Speaking of which... Henning, tell me what your proposed race course would look like...
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No set course, just a meander through the countryside.
 
quovadis said:
Good. That's the first step towards gaining respect. Apology accepted. This is progressing nicely, Pete will be pleased.
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Where did I "apologize"?? I really don't care if you're pleased or not.

I'm just having some fun feeding the troll, that's all.

Continue...............

Mike
 
MikeELP said:
Where did I "apologize"?? I really don't care if you're pleased or not.

I'm just having some fun feeding the troll, that's all.

Continue...............

Mike
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You submitted to me and expressed your fear of me. This is equivalent to an apology to me. I hereby transfer said apology to Pete.

And WTF with that troll stuff? I am just someone here to point out that Pete may actually exist, that he may have in a sense committed suicide to escape your persecution. Perhaps he is the troll, perhaps he is not... Either way, I am not. I am just here to help guide you on your quest to understand.
 
"Pete" is a teenager getting his jollies yanking pilots' chains. Only a teenage boy could possibly be this self-involved.
 
steingar said:
"Pete" is a teenager getting his jollies yanking pilots' chains. Only a teenage boy could possibly be this self-involved.
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Could be, but I know others who carry it through their whole lives, they become politicians.
 
steingar said:
"Pete" is a teenager getting his jollies yanking pilots' chains. Only a teenage boy could possibly be this self-involved.
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You must have some serious self esteem problems then, if you believe that Pete is a teenager. How do you live with yourself then, believing that you have been so thoroughly trounced by a teenager, humiliated, broken down and left in a crumpled pathetic heap?

I pity you (on Pete's behalf).
 
Henning said:
Oh please, I'm open to Pete setting the rules, lets here them.
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I am not in contact with Pete, nobody has PM'ed me his email address or any other contact information so I am not aware of what rules he would set.
 
quovadis said:
I am not in contact with Pete, nobody has PM'ed me his email address or any other contact information so I am not aware of what rules he would set.
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Close your eyes, clear your mind and let Pete come to the front so he can type the rules.
 
Just a quick question before I head out... Which would you take if you had recently come into some money and wanted to buy a weekend toy to drive to the hangar with? A Ferrari, Maserati, McLaren or Lambo? All american crap has been ruled out, it has to be something European and refined... Leaning towards the McLaren myself. Lambo's are too crude. Ferrari's are a dime a dozen, and Maserati's are the poor man's Ferrari... But my lady friend may have other ideas. Choices, choices.

My success probably annoys all of you almost as intensely as Pete annoys you.

Please ensure that at least 10 more apologies are posted to this thread by the time I get back.
 
SLS-AMG Roadster if it's for street use, all the rest on the street just say "I have a small penis".
 
weekend toy? I'd get a Celica. Oh wait I did and I have money to use for avgas for fun.
 
quovadis said:
Just a quick question before I head out... Which would you take if you had recently come into some money and wanted to buy a weekend toy to drive to the hangar with? A Ferrari, Maserati, McLaren or Lambo? All american crap has been ruled out, it has to be something European and refined... Leaning towards the McLaren myself. Lambo's are too crude. Ferrari's are a dime a dozen, and Maserati's are the poor man's Ferrari... But my lady friend may have other ideas. Choices, choices.

My success probably annoys all of you almost as intensely as Pete annoys you.
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Last time around you tried to impress us with your $500 bottle of wine. It aint working.
 
quovadis said:
My success probably annoys all of you almost as intensely as Pete annoys you.
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Imaginary things are not annoying. Braying donkeys, on teh other hand, do get tiresome after a while.
quovadis said:
Please ensure that at least 10 more apologies are posted to this thread by the time I get back.
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It's a good thing to have dreams, even if they never come true.
 
So... I believe Pete would challenge Henning to a mountain course race. How much mountain flying have you done Henning? Up to the challenge?
 
quovadis said:
So... I believe Pete would challenge Henning to a mountain course race. How much mountain flying have you done Henning? Up to the challenge?
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Yep, no worries, plenty of time in the mountains. How much time you have underneath the power lines?
 
St. Pete

My checkride is in 3 days. Question I will assume that unlike Pete, you probably passed yours or maybe the examiner saw you drive up and just handed you your ticket no questions asked?

At any rate, would love any tips you may have to offer assuming you have taken and passed yours.
 
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