Oooh, swing and a miss. I can even use apostrophes correctly. Better luck next time, kid.
If that's the limiting factor, I predict you'll be permanently anonymous.
..which, after getting another pink slip from the DPE, will not be a pilot certificate.
Dude, face it. You are so full of cr@p that if your eyes aren't brown, it's only because you're a quart low. When your only value is that of comic relief, it should tell you something. I'm sure it won't, though. You seem to lack any trace of good judgment. Kudos to your DPE for recognizing that.
I agree -- you absolutely should go directly to the FSDO, file a complaint against the DPE (and please, do give them ALL the details) and get your check ride from the FAA directly.