Planes for nuts. Would you?

SixPapaCharlie

SixPapaCharlie

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You have a nicely outfitted bonanza in your pants right now (Most of you anyway. Sorry ladies)


I know I know... But if it were real...
http://1079ishot.com/donate-testicle/

I don't need mine anymore. I think if I could choose between 70k and keeping the boys... Gimmie the cash and a couple marbles. They aren't worth anything to me anymore aside from their beauty.


So... Wood ya? If you were hardon cash?



*I dont think this violates the TOC. It is airplane related as I even used the word "Bonanza" (the only plane that matters), never said a cuss word, tried to bypass the swear filter, or drew anything naughty and pasted it into this post. The title could easily be referring to crazy people or legumes. No phone calls tomorrow MC :no:
 
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The number of jokes, more than 2, cross my mind and I do not want to be banned.
 
SixPapaCharlie said:
You have a nicely outfitted bonanza in your pants right now (Most of you anyway. Sorry ladies)


I know I know... But if it were real...
http://1079ishot.com/donate-testicle/

I don't need mine anymore. I think if I could choose between 70k and keeping the boys... Gimmie the cash and a couple marbles. They aren't worth anything to me anymore aside from their beauty.


So... Wood ya? If you were hardon cash?



*I dont think this violates the TOC. It is airplane related as I even used the word "Bonanza" (the only plane that matters), never said a cuss word, tried to bypass the swear filter, or drew anything naughty and pasted it into this post. The title could easily be referring to crazy people or legumes. No phone calls tomorrow MC :no:
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I can't shake the mental picture of you walking and hearing the marbles bouncing together and clanking. :rofl:
 
texasag93 said:
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The number of jokes, more than 2, cross my mind and I do not want to be banned.
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It was hard er I mean difficult to not mention having a dead stick in the OP
 
MotoFlier said:
I can't shake the mental picture of you walking and hearing the marbles bouncing together and clanking. :rofl:
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I'd get a couple more thrown in so I could have a newton's cradle.
Click clak Click clak Click clak
 
You could always use a couple of super balls, no clickity clackity. No use for mine any longer, $70,000 would be nice in my pocket to play with.........
 
SixPapaCharlie said:
You have a nicely outfitted bonanza in your pants right now (Most of you anyway. Sorry ladies)


I know I know... But if it were real...
http://1079ishot.com/donate-testicle/

I don't need mine anymore. I think if I could choose between 70k and keeping the boys... Gimmie the cash and a couple marbles. They aren't worth anything to me anymore aside from their beauty.


So... Wood ya? If you were hardon cash?



*I dont think this violates the TOC. It is airplane related as I even used the word "Bonanza" (the only plane that matters), never said a cuss word, tried to bypass the swear filter, or drew anything naughty and pasted it into this post. The title could easily be referring to crazy people or legumes. No phone calls tomorrow MC :no:
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If you settle for $35k, you experience no change, (a vasectomy might be desired though), if you go for the $70k you are a functionless castrati.
http://youtu.be/QkkaI0kXVRM
 
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I must admit that I have frequently donated a certain organ to those who were without. Well, loaned might be more accurate. :yesnod:
 
Marbles? I'll do it or 65k if I get stainless steel implanted.

Then we people say "He's got balls of steel" I can say, "As a matter of fact, YES"

And with the money I can get a great start on an RV-10 build.
 
You do realize what happens if you are castrated right?
 
MotoFlier said:
I can't shake the mental picture of you walking and hearing the marbles bouncing together and clanking. :rofl:
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One could do an interesting remake of "The Caine Mutany".
 
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You guys can be bought awfully cheap.....:hairraise:
 
SixPapaCharlie said:
You have a nicely outfitted bonanza in your pants right now
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Mine's a Cirrus. I needed the chute to let me down gently in the event of a major failure.

And since I've donated their product to science for free, yeah I'd do it.
 
rolivi said:
Marbles? I'll do it or 65k if I get stainless steel implanted.

Then we people say "He's got balls of steel" I can say, "As a matter of fact, YES"

And with the money I can get a great start on an RV-10 build.
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Flying airlines will get "interesting."
 
rolivi said:
Marbles? I'll do it or 65k if I get stainless steel implanted.

Then we people say "He's got balls of steel" I can say, "As a matter of fact, YES"

And with the money I can get a great start on an RV-10 build.
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No, they'd say that d**k-head has a magnetic personality
 
If you sell something for more than your "cost basis", you might get a capital gains tax bill. Guess it would be long term gains, so the rate is lower.
 
1RTK1 said:
You have to supplement with testosterone or you will start acting like a woman.................
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This may already be happening to him.

How exactly did he just pay for this new Cirrus anyway... :rofl:
 
Sac Arrow said:
I see what you did there.

(Seriously dude, the MC must have your number on speed dial.)
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Uhg... That was auto correct.
Really weird.

And I may or may not have received a call or two.
 
"Balls!" said the queen. "If I had two, I would be King!"
 
MotoFlier said:
I can't shake the mental picture of you walking and hearing the marbles bouncing together and clanking. :rofl:
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there once was a man named glass
whose balls were made out of brass
when they clanged together
they changed the weather
and lightning shot out of his @ss
 
Ahhhh.....NO. Where do you come up with this stuff? Fortunately, I do NOT have to make that choice. I don't even want to get a you know.......
 
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