Reminds me of the gal that landed a Lear (?) in Reno after taking a sailplane wing to the windshield. Landed safely bloody face and all. The funny part was when a sheriff was sent up in the hills to find the glider crash and body but instead ran upon a fellow hiking out with his chute!
Guess she set down in Carson City:
They were on approach to Reno airport (RNO). At 15K feet, about 40
miles south of RNO all of a sudden they hit a sailplane (well, she said
that the sailplane hit them). The witness/passenger saw the sailplane
through the pilot's windshield and upon impact the sailplane slid to the
right side of the jet. She saw the instrument panel blow up into the
captain's face. The female captain, with her face cracked open and
bleeding, managed to call out a mayday, and fly the plane with a right
engine flameout, no nose, serious damage to the right wing, and no
landing gear, to a safe belly landing
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