RJM62
Touchdown! Greaser!
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- Jun 15, 2007
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- Upstate New York
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Geek on the Hill
I don't get stopped by cops anymore. The long gray beard and the hat I usually wear have a governing effect on the engine, it seems, and I become the old fart puttering along in the right lane that I used to swear at under my breath.
My usual reply when I used to be stopped for speeding or what-have-you (which actually hasn't happened in many years) worked pretty well, though. When the officer asked, "Do you know why I stopped you?" I would reply with the straightest of faces, "No, sir, I don't. I was kind of hoping that you would." I got some odd looks and a few warnings, but only once was ticketed.
I pled that one down to a parking ticket with the help of a detective friend of mine. It was originally for running a stop sign that I honestly didn't notice because a truck was parked in the way. My detective friend took me down to the "police liaison" office down at the traffic court where I got the ticket, and it was reduced to a parking ticket carrying a fine but no points. It helped that I had a clean driving record, I think, because the prosecutor did check that before he nodded to the reduction.
Nowadays, I don't get stopped anymore. In fact, I'm on a first-name basis with every officer on my town's police department. Both of them.
-Rich
My usual reply when I used to be stopped for speeding or what-have-you (which actually hasn't happened in many years) worked pretty well, though. When the officer asked, "Do you know why I stopped you?" I would reply with the straightest of faces, "No, sir, I don't. I was kind of hoping that you would." I got some odd looks and a few warnings, but only once was ticketed.
I pled that one down to a parking ticket with the help of a detective friend of mine. It was originally for running a stop sign that I honestly didn't notice because a truck was parked in the way. My detective friend took me down to the "police liaison" office down at the traffic court where I got the ticket, and it was reduced to a parking ticket carrying a fine but no points. It helped that I had a clean driving record, I think, because the prosecutor did check that before he nodded to the reduction.
Nowadays, I don't get stopped anymore. In fact, I'm on a first-name basis with every officer on my town's police department. Both of them.
-Rich