Personal Pilot Hypothetical Part II

Who will be your personal pilot?

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Okay guys you're a wealthy philanthropist and have no inclination towards being a pilot. However you need a good pilot to fly your very expensive jet. Who would you choose from the list below to be your personal pilot.
 
I went with Martha. Nothing against anyone else but if she can pass all the license tests and do a pretty good job (IMHO) instructing people how to do it as well I presume she'd be pretty good pilot. I think it'd be fun to talk to her about her flying career as well. Should I put my flame suit on now?
 
I'd have to say Martha King -- she's got some bizjet type ratings, and I don't have any bizjet experience other than a few hours in the right seat of a Saberliner back when Nixon was President.
 
One could probably arrange for both Jesse and myself.
 
I'd pick Henning - since he knows where to find the hookers and blow at every destination.
 
y'all are hilarious. Anyone in the list would do, provided I get to wear a helmet.
 
saracelica said:
I went with Martha. Nothing against anyone else but if she can pass all the license tests and do a pretty good job (IMHO) instructing people how to do it as well I presume she'd be pretty good pilot. I think it'd be fun to talk to her about her flying career as well. Should I put my flame suit on now?
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:thumbsup::yes:

I was just reviewing my Kings and Sporty's VHS tapes. Love Martha:)
 
It would depend on if I wanted someone who would:

a. Continuously tell me how good they were.

Or

b. Bore me to death.

Or

c. Just STFU...fly the airplane...and do it well.

Since I don't tolerate gods very well, I'd have to go with Jesse or David.
 
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Ron. But I'll take an A-6 ride over a biz jet. Hypothetically of course since the Intruder is long retired. :)
 
I've only met two of them Henning and Martha King. I couldn't stand martha's voice and I would rather take Henning with me to the places I like to visit.

No seriously. Henning would be the man for the job if he would take it. I do not think Henning claims to be a jet jock and that job is so below Hennings skills as a ships captain, deep sea welder, wildcat-er and .......other things I have known him to do in the 12 years that I have known him.

In aviation Henning would be the guy managing the flight depart for a Fortune 50 corporation not flying someones jet. But if I could afford him he would manage my yacht and jet department. I would pay for his certification in any jet type that I owned and let him fly us.

There are very few people in the world who are who they say they are, or how they present themselves to be. Henning is the least phoney person I have ever met.

Henning is the real deal and I often think that the show McGiver was written about Hennings life and maybe a touch of KungFu as well.

Some people might not get Henning because he says it like it is and doesn't worry too much about hurting someone's feelings but the thing is he is almost always dead on. His instincts are the finest I have seen when it comes to aviation maintenance, mechanics and flying. I would trust him blindly with my family and if he says do not go, we would not go whether for wx or maintenance of his reading of the northern lights....
 
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Ron Levy said:
I'd have to say Martha King -- she's got some bizjet type ratings, and I don't have any bizjet experience other than a few hours in the right seat of a Saberliner back when Nixon was President.
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All you need to know is how to carry and pack bags and close the door. Then gear up, flaps up, shut up.
 
Martha's voice annoys the hell out of me. I'd probably go all DB Cooper an hour into the flight.

I don't need every flight with Ron to start with "In the forty plus years I've been flying..." Yes, you're old, were picked on in school, and have to tell everyone who you know and what you are capable of to make up for it. We get it.

I don't want to end up on a diversion to Angola with Henning because he worked out some deal on the side, that just required some human trafficking in exchange for a few bricks that are going to Canada.

I've got no issue with Jess or David, but they just don't look as good as...

Gulfstream Girl.

Sorry guys, that's who I'm hiring to fly for me. In the nude. (Her, not me, well maybe me too.)
 
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Jesse and I couldn't fit in the fly baby. :lol:

Ron wouldn't let me near the airport, let alone get in a plane with me left seat. :rofl:

We have discussed Martha. :rolleyes:

Henning and I would have a blast, but miss our destination BSing. :lol:

Dave White would throw rocks at me. :lol:
 
Tony_Scarpelli said:
I've only met two of them Henning and Martha King. I couldn't stand martha's voice and I would rather take Henning with me to the places I like to visit.

No seriously. Henning would be the man for the job if he would take it. I do not think Henning claims to be a jet jock and that job is so below Hennings skills as a ships captain, deep sea welder, wildcat-er and .......other things I have known him to do in the 12 years that I have known him.

In aviation Henning would be the guy managing the flight depart for a Fortune 50 corporation not flying someones jet. But if I could afford him he would manage my yacht and jet department. I would pay for his certification in any jet type that I owned and let him fly us.

There are very few people in the world who are who they say they are, or how they present themselves to be. Henning is the least phoney person I have ever met.

Henning is the real deal and I often think that the show McGiver was written about Hennings life and maybe a touch of KungFu as well.

Some people might not get Henning because he says it like it is and doesn't worry too much about hurting someone's feelings but the thing is he is almost always dead on. His instincts are the finest I have seen when it comes to aviation maintenance, mechanics and flying. I would trust him blindly with my family and if he says do not go, we would not go whether for wx or maintenance of his reading of the northern lights....
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What's funny out of the options is that we have several people on the board who actually have lots of experience flying very expensive jets, and none of them are listed.

I vote for none.
 
I went with Martha King because of the hair and glasses. I'm a Napoleon Dynamite fan.
 
EdFred said:
Martha's voice annoys the hell out of me. I'd probably go all DB Cooper an hour into the flight.

I don't need every flight with Ron to start with "In the forty plus years I've been flying..." Yes, you're old, were picked on in school, and have to tell everyone who you know and what you are capable of to make up for it. We get it.

I don't want to end up on a diversion to Angola with Henning because he worked out some deal on the side, that just required some human trafficking in exchange for a few bricks that are going to Canada.

I've got no issue with Jess or David, but they just don't look as good as...

Gulfstream Girl.


Sorry guys, that's who I'm hiring to fly for me. In the nude. (Her, not me, well maybe me too.)
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Katie bar the door, you mean Ed and I actually agree on something. Next thing you know Michigan and Ohio State will be singing Kumbya at the pep rally.
 
There isn't an option to vote for one of the never ending stream of EARU students posting polls here to finish their degrees. I'm out. :)
 
Actually, if I was THAT wealthy, I'd hire both a pilot and a co-pilot. My pick would be....

Pilot - Cap'n Ron
Copilot - Rotor & Wing

And then I'd have them fly my personal ATC controller, Roncachamp, all around the country.
 
Sac Arrow said:
Actually, if I was THAT wealthy, I'd hire both a pilot and a co-pilot. My pick would be....

Pilot - Cap'n Ron
Copilot - Rotor & Wing

And then I'd have them fly my personal ATC controller, Roncachamp, all around the country.
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You do know what happens in a singularity, right?
 
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