Shortly after I married my Canadian wife and bought a house together, she asked me when we were going to buy a barbecue. I asked her "beef or pork?", and she responded "propane". Sigh.
Her salary paid for the airplane. Need I say more?Was it within the annulment timeframe?
Her salary paid for the airplane. Need I say more?
Not sure about "up north" and how it applies to KC Q.
Here (KC), "to BBQ" means "to smoke". And "BBQ" means smoked brisket, ribs, pork, and chicken.
When someone invites you over for BBQ, that's the meal. If someone invites you over to BBQ, better expect a long day ahead.
There are, of course, those folks new to the area that might still invite you over for "a BBQ", meaning they are going to grill something. That's OK, and not a reason to shun them. It's an opportunity to "learn 'em".
where this ludicrous notion that rib meat should "fall off the bone" came from, I do not know, but it's so much fail.
What really makes a winner. I had some "world champion" BBQ down in little rock last week and I couldn't tell it apart from non-championship caliber stuff. It was definitely good, but it didn't blow me away or anything. So maybe a judge could let me in on what I'm missing..I've already judged one contest this year........
For me, give me a good Tennessee dry rub any day.
I love me a good brisket. Good burnt ends are worth crawling over broken glass to get.Really good barbecue doesn't *need* sauce (not so pedantic so as to claim that you should never use sauce, though).
Being a Texan, I (obviously) prefer brisket (beef), but I can appreciate good pork (in moderation) and pork ribs, as long as they haven't been pre-cooked so much that they're mush - where this ludicrous notion that rib meat should "fall off the bone" came from, I do not know, but it's so much fail. I guess I might prefer that some day, after my teeth have fallen from my gums...
The biggest difference I've noticed is that up North, "barbecue" is usually a verb, meaning "to cook food outside."
In the South, "barbecue" is a noun, smoked or slow-cooked meat done over coals, often pork. Non-pork barbecue often has a modifier, such as "barbecue chicken" and "barbecue beef."
How it is smoked is a regional thing, complicated by personal preferences from our increasingly mobile society. For instance, I'm a Southern boy and have lived in AL, GA, SC, NC, VA, TN, WV and OH. I much prefer moist pork with a good bark, and spicy tomato-based sauce with pieces of onion and pepper, popular in far northern GA and east TN. But having lived there enough, I also enjoy eastern NC vinegar-based sauce. My ideal would be an NC pig pickin with east TN spicy sauce! That's sacrilege in two areas . . . And the folks in TX'd be unhappy that it wasn't beef . . . .
In Kansas City BBQ Society (KCBS) sanctioned contests we judge on 3 things, and each is weighted slightly differently. Scales go from 2 - 9. 1 is a DQ and 9 is excellent, there is no "perfect".What really makes a winner. I had some "world champion" BBQ down in little rock last week and I couldn't tell it apart from non-championship caliber stuff. It was definitely good, but it didn't blow me away or anything. So maybe a judge could let me in on what I'm missing.
Excellent write up. Thanks for taking the time to do that. I guess I haven't had much below a 6 on your scoring system. Is scoring BBQ a talent? Are there judges that just don't seems to get it correctly? I'm also wondering If a good judge possesses the ability to smell and taste better than the average Joe.In Kansas City BBQ Society (KCBS) sanctioned contests we judge on 3 things, and each is weighted slightly differently. Scales go from 2 - 9. 1 is a DQ and 9 is excellent, there is no "perfect".
2 = inedible (could be undercooked chicken, for example)
3 = you could choke it down, and hold it down. I gave a 3 one time.
4 = well below average, but didn't trigger a gag reflex
5 = below average
6 = average. This is the "meh" score, nothing really good or bad about it.
7 = above average
8 = well above average
9 = excellent
We will always give the benefit of the doubt to the cook. If you can't decide between an 8 and a 9, give the 9. Whole numbers only. 6 judges per entry, and we throw out the lowest score.
Appearance - how much does it make you want to eat it. There have been entries that make me want to motorboat, and others that I wish I could unsee. Judges are specifically ordered to not score the smoke ring. There are rubs and seasonings that can create an artificial smoke ring or enhance it, so it is ignored. This is the lowest weighted category, about 1/2 point multiplier.
Taste - the flavor profile. Smoky? Sweet?, Salty? Well balanced? This category is going to have to be somewhat subjective. But a light meat, like chicken, that's seasoned with a lot of pepper isn't going to score well. Brisket will take a lot of black pepper, and if it's missing that it can taste somewhat bland. Pork butt is hard to score in this category because the amount of meat vs surface area for rub is a totally different ratio that something like brisket so it's hard to get a pork entry that stands out unless you put some sort of sauce on it. In contests, the Q is typically overseasoned, sometimes a lot. Judges generally score based on their impression from a single bite, so teams try to make that bite "pop". This is the medium weighted category, about 1 point.
Tenderness - how well it is cooked. Chicken should be moist, ribs should come cleanly off the bone with a slight tug, brisket should not be crumbly or tough, and pork should not be mushy. This is the highest weighted category, about 2 point multiplier.
There are a lot of restaurants that will enter contests, they generally do not do well. They make their BBQ for their customers, and judges usually look for different characteristics. That doesn't mean they don't make good Q, it just means that it's not being aimed at the judges.
There is a training class for certification - Certified BBQ Judge (CBJ). I only know how KCBS works. The idea is to give you, and others, the same things to judge and then discuss the scores and why. Those classes are generally very well done. A team works very hard to make multiple recipes of each meat (brisket, pork, ribs, and chicken). They also throw in something that would make it a DQ to see if you are paying attention. The instructor will be a Master CBJ. The thing to remember is that you are a judge, not a critic. It isn't done the way those TV shows do it. A Master CBJ has 30 contests plus one contest where they have cooked with a team. Some of those folks have >300. In the KC area, within a couple hours of driving, it's possible to get >20 in a year easily.Excellent write up. Thanks for taking the time to do that. I guess I haven't had much below a 6 on your scoring system. Is scoring BBQ a talent? Are there judges that just don't seems to get it correctly? I'm also wondering If a good judge possesses the ability to smell and taste better than the average Joe.
Nonsense. Maybe it depends on how they got that way. Mine are excellent, and the bones will slide right out. Can't stand those tough, chewy abominations some places try to pawn off as "BBQ ribs".Ribs that are "falling off the bone" are overdone and a sign of disrespect to that noble hog that sacrificed all.
I've seen ribs where the meat literally fell off the bone. For contests, the meat must have a bone. There are times when the ribs are so overdone the meat falls off, so the team has to put the bone back inside or it's a DQ. Then when the judge picks it up and the bone falls out or the meat falls off, it's a 3. A gentle tug to pull it off cleanly and that's what we are looking for. If you like it other ways, that's OK and there's nothing wrong with that. For consistency in judging and a measurement of the ability of the team to cook to a standard, that's the rule we use. This is where some of the differences between contest cooking and personal preference come into play.Nonsense. Maybe it depends on how they got that way. Mine are excellent, and the bones will slide right out. Can't stand those tough, chewy abominations some places try to pawn off as "BBQ ribs".
The one thing I really miss about Cleveland is the rib cookoff we used to attend back in the '80s.
Gotcha. So it sounds like you're not really judging what's the best meat, you're judging who can come closest to an arbitrary set of specifications to win. Those specifications will please primarily BBQ contest judges, and perhaps some subset of non judges.I've seen ribs where the meat literally fell off the bone. For contests, the meat must have a bone. There are times when the ribs are so overdone the meat falls off, so the team has to put the bone back inside or it's a DQ. Then when the judge picks it up and the bone falls out or the meat falls off, it's a 3. A gentle tug to pull it off cleanly and that's what we are looking for. If you like it other ways, that's OK and there's nothing wrong with that. For consistency in judging and a measurement of the ability of the team to cook to a standard, that's the rule we use. This is where some of the differences between contest cooking and personal preference come into play.
Most teams will turn in spare ribs trimmed St Louis style. Some will do back ribs, but most do spares. It's a little easier to get consistent results with spares. Back ribs have thick meat that isn't an even thickness or density and it's a lot harder to get a consistent set of samples.
Gotcha. So it sounds like you're not really judging what's the best meat, you're judging who can come closest to an arbitrary set of specifications to win. Those specifications will please primarily BBQ contest judges, and perhaps some subset of non judges.
Absolutely.@Matthew anyone use pellet smokers that you've judged?
Then you can imagine how well it would stand up to being hauled around to contests. I'm always worried about bending or breaking something.I have a traeger and love it.
I spent the first 2/3s of my life living in Texas. The majority of my friends live there. I sold the last piece of property there in 2013. Once a year I need to get my red neck fix so I head back to what used to be home.
When someone says bar-b-que, it will be beef. If someone says we are cooking outside, it will be beef. If someone says we are cooking chicken, it will be fried. At all times you can expect salad, corn on the cob, green beans, pinto beans, mashed potatoes, potato salad, home made dinner rolls and of course sausage made with beef, venison, jalapenos, and just a little pork.
A good bar-b-que restaurant will roll out the butcher paper on the table as you sit down and the meat will be dumped on that.
And the best sausage came from Elgin.
Beef, it's what's for dinner...
Once in a place known as North Carolina, we stopped at a road side place that had a sign that just said BBQ. We all got the lunch plate special, and out came a paper plate with something shredded that was scooped out of a bucket with an ice cream scooper, some watery beans, canned corn, carrot sticks and a little cup that held some sort of watery tomato sauce.
We pointed to the shredded stuff and asked what that was. The lady said bar-be-que..... What are we supposed to do with it.?? She explained that we use the fork and get some BBQ, (the shredded stuff on the plate) dip it in the sauce and eat it. So we did, threw down the fork, dropped a dollar on the table and left.
I guess it is just what a person grows up with that is considered the best....
I'd like to get a Traeger some day.
I'll see Traegers and the bigger commercial types. To justify the costs of those things, many teams also do catering or other gigs.Yeah I was thinking along the lines you mentioned, the commercial ones.
My Green Egg story:Ditto. I've gotten pretty good at adjusting the Green Egg's dampers and such, but still every now and then it seems I can't quite get it right and chase temperatures. Hence the appeal of a Traeger.