Matthew
Touchdown! Greaser!
Pilot puts her down, hard, off field. Hikes into town so he doesn't miss his meeting, then hitches a ride out of town. Someone sees a crashed airplane, no pilot in sight, and calls 911. Hilarity ensues.
http://www.kansascity.com/news/local/article136471213.html
http://www.kansascity.com/news/local/article136471213.html