Best way to dispose of a body is have something digest it. Pigs and lobsters/crabs are the champions in their respective environments.
Best way to dispose of a body is have something digest it. Pigs and lobsters/crabs are the champions in their respective environments.
Grab three or four of your buds, and go on a stag outing for the weekend. And haul the body around with you.
Nobody will notice, people tend to overlook the obvious.
Join the military. We leave them in the open as a warning to the next guy.
He's going to be in the Ozarks: look for a pig farmer and slip him a couple twenties.
Will this body be...dead?
Best way to dispose of a body is have something digest it. Pigs and lobsters/crabs are the champions in their respective environments.
Not sure whether you're hauling the bo.... err ... cargo with you to the Ozarks or whether you will acquire it there.
But do not forget about home sweet home. Down here in Texas, it is as easy as just handing a few bucks to the local illegal imm..... errr ... undocumented workers and they will dispose of it for you.
Just make absolutely sure that you cook your own food for the next few days. Buying some carnitas or chorizo at a taco truck might not be a wise move.
If you do not speak Espanol, your backup plan would be nearest Panda Express. Their Tangerine Chicken is always top notch. And they make it taste like chicken too!
Next thing you know the police are swabbing your sperm out of it.
A good friend helps you move.
A GREAT friend helps you move a body.
1. Take body bag.
2. Write "Hillary Did It!" on it
3. Deposit anywhere.
4. Media will ignore.
Problem solved.
Place body in body bag. Fly far out over open water, ensure prevailing currents carry body away from land, engage autopilot, bombs away....
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Speculating that the "object" closely fits the general make-up and build of the average American, it's better to use lye or some other caustic as that will dissolve fat much better than any acid.
That, or pigs...pigs work well too.
Too much research. tide tables, Offshore currents, prevailing winds...
Bodies decompose, create gas, bag floats.....
find a river. near the coast.
better to use a nylon net, nylon rope
make cement galoshes.
How does lime work anyway?
Never understood that
From the movie "Snatch":
(Recommneded for anyone who wants to see Brad Pitt with dialog that not even he can understand.
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Why do they put it on the ground before laying down a road
Why do they put it on the ground before laying down a road
Excuse me, he was easy to understand especially when he talks about his Ma's dawg .
Love that movie...
He was pretty good at doing the ulster accent in "The Devils Own", almost too perfect.