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Tied Down
Repost from FB for friends here.
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Sometimes being “ill” is just boredom.
Lumbar puncture to get cerebrospinal fluid for tests on Friday. Doc says chill at home on your back as much as possible. You still spring a CSF leak and put up with it for a few days doing the conservative treatment. Which is?
Lie on your back.
Eventually an ER visit because besides the expected headache and neck ache, you’re noticing hearing loss on one side (okay now)...
Blood patch at ER... instructions... take it easy and lie on your back for two to four days, no heavy lifting or activities.
Which spells one thing. BORED. Really really bored. The first couple days you catch up on sleep. Forced bed rest is an excellent napping opportunity.
Well other than the recommended drug for the CSF headache? Caffeine. Lots of caffeine.
So. Day 5 of lying around. Depending on level of paranoia about the leak healing up, 1 to 3 days from doing anything useful.
Interestingly they prescribe an interesting mix of drugs for this. Acetaminophen and caffeine - that makes sense. But they want you mellow and not hyped up by the caffeine so they add... a barbiturate. Hahaha.
They basically hype you on caffeine and then make you not care. That’s quite a mix. You’re all ready to go go go but... nah... it’ll wait...
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Sometimes being “ill” is just boredom.
Lumbar puncture to get cerebrospinal fluid for tests on Friday. Doc says chill at home on your back as much as possible. You still spring a CSF leak and put up with it for a few days doing the conservative treatment. Which is?
Lie on your back.
Eventually an ER visit because besides the expected headache and neck ache, you’re noticing hearing loss on one side (okay now)...
Blood patch at ER... instructions... take it easy and lie on your back for two to four days, no heavy lifting or activities.
Which spells one thing. BORED. Really really bored. The first couple days you catch up on sleep. Forced bed rest is an excellent napping opportunity.
Well other than the recommended drug for the CSF headache? Caffeine. Lots of caffeine.
So. Day 5 of lying around. Depending on level of paranoia about the leak healing up, 1 to 3 days from doing anything useful.
Interestingly they prescribe an interesting mix of drugs for this. Acetaminophen and caffeine - that makes sense. But they want you mellow and not hyped up by the caffeine so they add... a barbiturate. Hahaha.
They basically hype you on caffeine and then make you not care. That’s quite a mix. You’re all ready to go go go but... nah... it’ll wait...