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Don't think that will fix the problem.
 
I am getting Flordia Craker a Michelle and Barack Obama commemorative plate set for Christmas Er I mean "The holidays"

Holla! Er I mean Allah!
 
I ate crab legs, shrimp, and Andouille sausage for thanksgiving dinner.

With a side of pimpkin pie.
 
frfly172 said:
Another turkey pardoned.
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You know what I want to know? Who first pulled a crab (or lobster, for that matter) from the waters and thought "Man, I'll bet that's some good eatin". Just wondering.
 
nddons said:
Communist!!
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Well, Lee Harvey Oswald WAS born in New Orleans and DID live in the Soviet Union, so I guess there's a connection to New Awlans style cooking.
 
Bill Jennings said:
You know what I want to know? Who first pulled a crab (or lobster, for that matter) from the waters and thought "Man, I'll bet that's some good eatin". Just wondering.
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A hungry person...
 
The first guy was hungry.

The second guy lost a finger.

The third guy started a law firm to sue the first guy for not warning the second guy.

The fourth guy demanded a welfare check because catching them is too hard and there isn't an OSHA safe way to not lose a finger.

The fifth guy became a politician and promised the other four that if they just pay him he'll fix all the problems.

I may have jumped ahead there a bit.
 
denverpilot said:
The first guy was hungry.

The second guy lost a finger.

The third guy started a law firm to sue the first guy for not warning the second guy.

The fourth guy demanded a welfare check because catching them is too hard and there isn't an OSHA safe way to not lose a finger.

The fifth guy became a politician and promised the other four that if they just pay him he'll fix all the problems.
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And on the sixth day we have six geese a laying.......big omelettes for everyone!
 
Bill Jennings said:
You know what I want to know? Who first pulled a crab (or lobster, for that matter) from the waters and thought "Man, I'll bet that's some good eatin". Just wondering.
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The French.
Are whores better then wives? Pay up front, know the total cost of operations from the start...
 
ClimbnSink said:
Smells like fish
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Trying to decide if this is in poor taste:

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Tastes good less filling. Tastes like miller lite...
 
Bill Jennings said:
I never remember dreams, is that good or bad?
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Well it depends...if you were bedding Kate Beckinsale or Jessica Alba in your dream and you don't remember then it's bad...on the other hand if you being bedded by Freddie Mercury and you don't remember then it's good. As always, YMWV. :D
 
Clark1961 said:
Well it depends...if you were bedding Kate Beckinsale or Jessica Alba in your dream
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Yes, please!

on the other hand if you being bedded by Freddie Mercury and you don't remember then it's good. As always, YMWV. :D
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Pass, I'll leave that one to Bryan.
 
Had a dream once I was flying in a RJ and the pilot was flying under bridges and other dumb S. I remember being peed off. The chairs turned into old wicker chairs. The plane then turned into a bus and the pilot clipped a bridge, sending us into the drink. I swam to shore and caught a taxi. I was too peed off to help anyone.
 
I dreamt that I was photo bombing people's photos with Santa in inappropriate ways last night. No joke. It was funny.

Probably has to do with having taken the kids to meet Santa last night.
 
That "." thread is now the most viewed thread
 
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