Lets make Friday 'Joke Day'!

I haven’t found anybody who thinks I’m interesting enough to create an action figure of me.
 
MauleSkinner said:
The front of the building where I work is in the back…they moved the street.
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The front of our house is in the back. It was built that way so that the front, and the full-width porch, had a beautiful view of the lake (reservoir) just 1/4 mile down the hill.

Of course, in the 120 years since the trees (not on our property) have grown in to the point where you can see no trace of the water, or even the valley below. So we're just left with a backwards house.
 
Found on the door latch inside a port-a-potty.

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Bob was excited about his new rifle and decided to try bear hunting. He traveled up to Alaska, spotted a small brown bear and shot it. Soon after there was a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to see a big black bear.

The black bear said, "That was a very bad mistake. That was my cousin. I'm going to give you two choices. Either I maul you to death or we sleep together."

After considering briefly, Bob decided to accept the latter alternative. So the black bear had his way with Bob.

Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Bob soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip to Alaska where he found the black bear and shot it dead. Right after, there was another tap on his shoulder.

This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him. The grizzly said, "That was a big mistake, Bob.

That was my cousin and you've got two choices: Either I maul you to death or I have my way with you."

Again, Bob thought it was better to cooperate with the grizzly bear than be mauled to death. So the grizzly had his way with Bob.

Although he survived, it took several months before Bob fully recovered.

Now Bob was completely outraged, so he headed back to Alaska and managed to track down the grizzly bear and shoot it. He felt sweet revenge, but then, moments later, there was a tap on his shoulder.

He turned around to find a giant polar bear standing there.

The polar bear looked at him and said, "Admit it Bob, you don't come here for the hunting, do you?"
 
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The first testicular guard was made for cricket players in 1875, it was called the box. The first helmet was used in cricket in 1974. It took 99 years for them to realize the brain is also important.
 
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