Lets make Friday 'Joke Day'!

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A man calls the police and says "There's a burglar in in my house." The officer replied "I'm sorry, we don't have an officer who can respond right now". The man thanks him and hangs up.

Five minutes later he calls back and says "Hey, I called a little while ago about a burglar in my house. You don't have to worry anymore, I shot him." Within 30 seconds 3 police cars are there and they catch the guy red handed. The police say "What's the deal, you said you shot the guy!" The man responded "Yeah, what IS the deal. You said you didn't have anyone who could respond!"
 
A reminder that this thread is for jokes, it's not for political newspeak. We've seen an uptick in the number of non-jokes that are overtly political lately and while we have been more lenient with political content in the joke thread than we would be on the main board, please don't take advantage of it. If it continues, there will be warnings with points given.
 
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