Lets make Friday 'Joke Day'!

[Matthew]

He’s being disarmed.

 

[Half Fast]

 

[Albany Tom]

A guy asks the bartender "hey, would you like to hear a great Polish joke?"
The bartender replies "So before you start, I just want to let you know that I'm Polish. And you see those two big guys at the end of the bar? They're Polish, too. Do you still want to tell that joke?"
The guys says "Not if I have to explain it three times!"

 

[Capt. Geoffrey Thorpe]

 

[Capt. Geoffrey Thorpe]

 

[Capt. Geoffrey Thorpe]

 

[RyanB]

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After you eat that …

 

[Half Fast]

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You forgot the defibrillator.....

 

[A1Topgun]

 

[A1Topgun]

 

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[Capt. Geoffrey Thorpe]

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http://www.actforlibraries.org/plant-history-how-dandelions-came-to-north-america/
"Early colonists who came to the new settlements of the American colonies brought many items from their homeland that they thought they would need in this new land. One of those items was the dandelion.."

 

[CharlieD3]

Car guys are such amateurs... That's less than an annual on a Bo!

 

[Hawker800]

 

[A1Topgun]

 

[A1Topgun]

 

[A1Topgun]

 

[A1Topgun]

Objects appear different in the mirror!

 

[bflynn]

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It’s a goner. Nature abhors a vacuum.

 

[CharlieD3]

Did you ever wonder where all the bigfoots went?

The stork ate 'em... This stork! It's real. It's 5' tall with an 8' wingspan.

They hunt in flocks, but are endangered due to the dwindling population of bigfoots.

Shoebill stork... Lookitup!

 

[CharlieD3]

Especially here in TN.

 

[Daleandee]

 

[A1Topgun]

 

[A1Topgun]

Long distance Tesla!

 

[A1Topgun]

 

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[A1Topgun]

 

[Half Fast]

Actual warning on the plastic bag my new pants came in:

 

[GaryM]

Actual warning on the plastic bag my new pants came in:


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So next you'll need to post a pic of you wearing the plastic bag, as instructed.

 

[wayne]

 

[Zeldman]

Ya know, what bothers me is that this sign would not be here unless someone did just that.!!

 

[denverpilot]

Along those lines... Lol...

 

[denverpilot]

Seriously Pard...

 

[denverpilot]

I'd probably sleep thru that too...

 

[denverpilot]

Just wait...

 

[A1Topgun]

 

[Matthew]

 

[CharlieD3]

Indeed.

 

[Half Fast]