Lets make Friday 'Joke Day'!

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A guy sits down at the bar and orders drink after drink.
"Is everything okay, pal?" the bartender asks.
"My wife and I got into a fight and she said she wasn’t going to talk to me for a month.”

Trying to put a positive spin on things, the bartender says,
"Well, maybe that's kind of a good thing. You know... a little peace and quiet?"

"Yeah. But today is the last day...”
 
One night a friend of mine's wife found her husband standing over their baby's crib. Silently, she watched him as he looked at the sleeping infant. Reflected on his face was a range of emotions - disbelief, doubt, delight, amazement, enchantment, skepticism.

Touched by this unusual display of overt feelings, she slipped her arm around her husbands waist and said, with tear filled eyes, "A penny for your thoughts.''

''It's amazing'' he replied. ''I just can't see how anybody can make a crib like that for only $46.50.''
 
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