The contest is declared INVALID since the OP reposted before either a) more than 10 replies were entered thus encouraging more irrelevant comments and b) the string of useless advice ended.Now I'll let you all in on the joke.
This didn't happen to me. It was another PoA member who related the story from a prior trip and I related that in many states he was within his rights to stay, I then l laughed and said this would make for brilliant PoA discussion.
The over/under on name calling was 10 replies.
I won!
The OP is thus required to camp outside the boundaries of said event in a cardboard lean to until such time either a) he catches pneumonia or b) the lean to disintegrates.
Cheers