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Based on the reaction of many you'd think this is the original post:
Hey idiots, your mothers can't cook an egg to save her life and your wives all look like a mangy mutts. Your kids are ugly too! Man, I'd shave them and teach them walk backwards if my kids were that ugly.
Oh, yeh, while I have your attention, my bird is dripping our super special blend of fuel (chlorine trifluoride, hydrogen and jet-a) by the 55 gallon drum full all over the hangar floor and they won't let my buddies launch their D sized model rockets near it! I left the parking brake on and they are dragging that thing out of the hangar into a full blown tornadic hail dust storm.
Boy, I'm about to run over there and put my size 13 somewhere the sun don't shine! I'm gonna walk all over any numbskull moron who gets in my way!!
Who do they think they are!?! How dare they treat me in such a ruthless manner!!!!
Allahu Akbar!!
However, what I really said was:
Ok, so the Cheyenne I'm flying has developed a small fuel (Jet A) leak.
This leak has caused airport management to pull the aircraft out and leave it on the ramp.
I'm unsure, and I'm headed to the airport in a few to discuss this, as to the reasoning behind having it sit on the ramp.
Anyone have any idea why this would be required to sit on the ramp?
Hey idiots, your mothers can't cook an egg to save her life and your wives all look like a mangy mutts. Your kids are ugly too! Man, I'd shave them and teach them walk backwards if my kids were that ugly.
Oh, yeh, while I have your attention, my bird is dripping our super special blend of fuel (chlorine trifluoride, hydrogen and jet-a) by the 55 gallon drum full all over the hangar floor and they won't let my buddies launch their D sized model rockets near it! I left the parking brake on and they are dragging that thing out of the hangar into a full blown tornadic hail dust storm.
Boy, I'm about to run over there and put my size 13 somewhere the sun don't shine! I'm gonna walk all over any numbskull moron who gets in my way!!
Who do they think they are!?! How dare they treat me in such a ruthless manner!!!!
Allahu Akbar!!
However, what I really said was:
Ok, so the Cheyenne I'm flying has developed a small fuel (Jet A) leak.
This leak has caused airport management to pull the aircraft out and leave it on the ramp.
I'm unsure, and I'm headed to the airport in a few to discuss this, as to the reasoning behind having it sit on the ramp.
Anyone have any idea why this would be required to sit on the ramp?
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