It has actually been filed
Let's all take time off work to go watch the proceedings.
I'll bet that 50 guys laughing at the more interesting parts of Abby's testimony will have a beneficial effect on the future of aviation.
Something just hit me -- let's put some puzzle pieces together:
1) Abby uses canes to walk with, even when he's doing his extra-actor work (yes, our very own Abby Normal is a TV STAR!) and when he's attacking judges in elevators. We can expect a great show of this when this goes to court.
2) The CTSW is a high-wing airplane.
3) Abby claims that, after landing, he checked his fuel level to make sure that he had enough to reach the crash site.
HOW DID A GUY USING CANES CHECK THE FUEL LEVEL ON A HIGH-WING AIRPLANE?
FD should ask him to demonstrate for the jury just how he did this. On an actual CTSW, with 3 gallons of gas in the tank. They can set it up in the parking lot and have the judge and jury come watch.
FD and the insurance company should send someone to the airport that Abby Normal used to be based at, and talk to the pilots there. Get depositions or get witnesses to tell how Captain Stupid did his preflights, whether he was using canes, etc.
Ask if any of them would fly with him as PIC.
I really hope that someone from the insurance company and from Flight Designs is reading this thread. There are a lot of things that they might find useful here.
It would also be amusing if the pilots report him NOT using the canes -- the VA might be interested in that.
It would please me if Abby Normal has put himself into a world of hurt with this silly claim. Anyone know if we can sue him for boosting our insurance costs and giving general aviation a bad name?