Man... the -111. When I was a student at the Colorado School for Wayward Boys (and girls), during one of the summer programs a handful of us went out to RAF Upper Heyford. I was lucky enough to get a couple "incentive rides" in the right seat of the F-111. The "incentive" part worked, and that would have been my number one pick out of flight school. But, alas, it was not to be. The early 90s was not kind to Air Force pilot training students. There ended up not even being one tactical aircraft in our drop. In fact, only 1/3 of us graduating got to go fly right out of school, the rest of the class was "banked," relegated to fly a desk for a few years before getting a plane to fly.
It all worked out in the end. I've (mostly) gotten over it... that is, until someone posts a picture of a RAAF F-111 doing (what I'd like to imagine) is in excess of 300 knots a few feet off the runway.
Indeed. Don't feel too bad, the mid 2000s weren't pretty for us TAMI-21 generation. An 8-engine mule with the turn radius of a PANAMAX is as close as I got the F-16 (nee A-7), latter two which were there spark that drove me to aspire to military aviation, hell wanting to fly outright, in the first place.
Funny story about the -111. One of the two "counseling" sessions I endured during my years as a CGO came as a result of making a -111 v. buff reference joke while navel-gazing, sitting hard broke (again) with engines running in the 8-holed memphis belle at the KBAD ramp. Navigators never did have a sense of humor. Only problem for my O-2 mouth was...the DO was a nav, and I was hotmic.
#oops #SWA #noragrets
But yes, it largely worked out for me too. Took eight years but I was able to claw my way back to the mighty Talon, where I do most of the fighter pilot LARPing with none of the vault time, and enroute now to an AD retirement check, which wasn't a realistic part of the original plan as an AFRC baby. Spinal/neck health is in pretty good shape too for a 2000+ sortie guy, which is the other silver lining. Twofer.
As such, I've largely stopped looking at gift horses in the mouth since landing in the AGR program a decade ago. Kid loves daddy and his "rocket", and the wife has everything she needs now (medical, jobs, school) less than a 30 min drive (vice 3+ hours the duty station prior). Life's good.
All that said, I still would have loved to go down a LL route in a SLUF rails loaded, 'Nam style at least one time. Doing it back at the home drome would have been icing on cake.