Well, good. We'll just have to shake hands, crack a beer, and agree that the Nexus 7 is the best product ever made.
Well, okay. We'll just do the first two...
Actually, I've got a list of suggestions and frustrations with the N7 to share, just so you know I'm not completely over-the-moon with the thing:
1. Make a damned dock for it already! It's got a 4-pin adaptor on the side that (so far) no one has taken advantage of, to my knowledge. I've got some cheap Chinese dock that works, but it's a PIA to get the USB pin lined up with the hole, which is at the bottom of the unit in portrait mode -- NOT the mode you use when watching a movie. (Which, BTW, I did on the flight home from Reno. With Bluetooth headphones, it was great -- a really nice picture/sound.)
2. Make the frame out of aluminum. Maybe they can't use metal, with NFC (?), but I would prefer a stiffer, stronger frame/bezel around the screen. It feels cheap, and can flex a bit more than I like.
3. Improve the headphone connector. When you physically connect headphones, you have to really push the plug in hard or it won't make a stereo connection. It works, but barely. (I use Bluetooth headphones now, as noted, which neatly solves that problem, but still.)
4. Jelly Bean (the newest version of Android) should allow the home screen to rotate portrait or landscape. There is a nice, free app that fixes that problem, but how dumb can Asus/Google be to need an app for that?
5. Same with the camera. Asus/Google apparently never thought anyone would use the forward facing camera for anything except Skyping, so they didn't include a camera app. It's free in the app store, but d'oh! It's nice to be able to take a picture with the unit, even if it's only forward-facing.
These are minor nits, to be sure, but the N7 is not perfect, yet. It's as close as any tablet has come, though, IMHO.