Was anyone else in college when the personal breathalyzer came out? They sold them at, like, Brookstone, in the mall. Seemed like one in five college kids had one for a few months.
I remember one morning after a night out that this one guy, we'll call him "biveslide", blew a .10 while all his friends blew .00s. Tried it several times with the same results. This "biveslide" gentleman got to tell everyone in the room they drink like babies and to not forget to wear their diapers to bar next time.
I'd wonder if this "biveslide" character had that condition, except for the fact that he passed all official breathalyzer tests with flying colors.