And if you think that's the only possible meaning of the word "wait", you need to learn to
use a dictionary.
1. to remain inactive or in a state of repose, as until something expected happens (often fol. by for, till, or until): to wait for the bus to arrive.
2. (of things)
to be available or in readiness: A letter is waiting for you.
3.
to remain neglected for a time: a matter that can wait.
4.
to postpone or delay something or to be postponed or delayed: We waited a week and then bought the house. Your vacation will have to wait until next month.
5.
to look forward to eagerly: I'm just waiting for the day somebody knocks him down.
All of the alternate (and equally valid) definitions of the word better fit Ted's use of the word than the definition you supplied (out of context, I might add). This "out of context" application is exactly how people get thousands of religions that all use the same Bible to "prove" they are the only true religion (as yet another example). Interestingly, it produces the same kind of argumentative zealotry, too.