SixPapaCharlie
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Early to work, I watch them arrive.
This place of business at the end of their drive.
Tired and slow they come to this floor.
on to their desks once they get through that door.
The work place is draining its raining it sucks.
The siht we will go through to make a few bucks.
The one dose of comfort in their morning routine.
A jaunt to the break-room to get some caffeine.
That coffee, that java, that hot cup of Joe.
That sweet f**king nectar that makes us all go
One at a time they pass by my chair.
Will it be John or will it be Claire?
Pretending to work, I watch from my post.
Waiting and watching, completely engrossed.
One by one, they all go in.
None are aware of my little push pin.
See I make the coffee and I'm kind of a dick.
I re-sort the cups sometimes adding a prick.
One Cup, Two Cups, Three Cups deep.
My little pin urging fluids to seep.
Bury the cup a few layers in,
Back in my pocket goes my little pin.
I pour myself a warm cup o Joe.
making sure to avoid the cup with the hole.
Back to my desk, the fun part begins.
mentally betting on who's gonna win.
Damn! Called to a meeting before the reveal
Daily Scrum Meetings my Achilles' heel
More meetings more meetings the same song and dance.
But then I see Dave and the stain on his pants!
Oh lord can it be? Can it be real?
The most perfect victim of my little spill.
I imagine the moment he sat at his desk.
My little pin made his morning a mess.
Reading the news and taking a rest.
His coffee doth ooze on his pants and his desk.
Dave loves to yell and get carried away.
He's a big bully with a ****ty toupee.
Dave go ahead. Enjoy the Fray.
See I got mine at the start of your day.
I'll feel no fear at the sight of your glance.
I left my mark on the front of your pants.
The day's finally over. Its come to an end
No matter what happens today was a win.
Tomorrow's a new day. We'll start once again.
Just me and the coffee and my little pin.
This place of business at the end of their drive.
Tired and slow they come to this floor.
on to their desks once they get through that door.
The work place is draining its raining it sucks.
The siht we will go through to make a few bucks.
The one dose of comfort in their morning routine.
A jaunt to the break-room to get some caffeine.
That coffee, that java, that hot cup of Joe.
That sweet f**king nectar that makes us all go
One at a time they pass by my chair.
Will it be John or will it be Claire?
Pretending to work, I watch from my post.
Waiting and watching, completely engrossed.
One by one, they all go in.
None are aware of my little push pin.
See I make the coffee and I'm kind of a dick.
I re-sort the cups sometimes adding a prick.
One Cup, Two Cups, Three Cups deep.
My little pin urging fluids to seep.
Bury the cup a few layers in,
Back in my pocket goes my little pin.
I pour myself a warm cup o Joe.
making sure to avoid the cup with the hole.
Back to my desk, the fun part begins.
mentally betting on who's gonna win.
Damn! Called to a meeting before the reveal
Daily Scrum Meetings my Achilles' heel
More meetings more meetings the same song and dance.
But then I see Dave and the stain on his pants!
Oh lord can it be? Can it be real?
The most perfect victim of my little spill.
I imagine the moment he sat at his desk.
My little pin made his morning a mess.
Reading the news and taking a rest.
His coffee doth ooze on his pants and his desk.
Dave loves to yell and get carried away.
He's a big bully with a ****ty toupee.
Dave go ahead. Enjoy the Fray.
See I got mine at the start of your day.
I'll feel no fear at the sight of your glance.
I left my mark on the front of your pants.
The day's finally over. Its come to an end
No matter what happens today was a win.
Tomorrow's a new day. We'll start once again.
Just me and the coffee and my little pin.
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