I just ate a whole lemon - NA by the way

SixPapaCharlie

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Alright, I am not working these days and consuming way too much internet content.
Something called "Miracle Berries" passed through my feed and it sounded like BS so I bought them.

There is no discernable purpose for these things other than to give them to your friends and say "Dude check this out" BUT..... They totally work.

You eat a berry and wait a few minutes and legitimately, sour stuff you would never eat tastes like candy.
I ate a couple berries and consumed the following:

1 shot of lemon juice - It was amazing. Tastes like lemonade. I could drink a glass of it
1 shot of lime juice - Not sour, just sweet but limes don't taste good so no real value there
1 shot of pickle juice - Effin weird. Smells like pickles but tastes like sweet pickles
1 lemon - Dude, this is the best. I would never in a million years eat lemon. It was awesome. Taste like
5 sour patch kids - Just taste like gummy bears
1 shot of apple cider vinegar - HORRIBLE This was a mistake.
1 shot of olive juice - Weird. can't even describe it. Sweet olives are bad.

If you are bored and curious and want to do a weird experiment with friends, it is worth whatever these things cost to have a strange experience.
I am taking them to may folks tomorrow for the superbowl just to get their take.

It takes about 3-5 minutes to take effect and lasts for about a half hour.

I can't figure out what evolutionary purpose these things even serve but what I do know is I just opened a beer and it ruined it. Sweet beer is terrible.
Anyone else try em?

Link on Amazon:

 
Try a shot of malort.

Malort is the alcohol equivalent of a dad making a kid smoke a carton of cigarettes to stop smoking. They use the same process as vodka. Except instead of potatoes they use recycled tires
 
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SixPapaCharlie said:
Alright, I am not working these days and consuming way too much internet content.
Something called "Miracle Berries" passed through my feed and it sounded like BS so I bought them.

There is no discernable purpose for these things other than to give them to your friends and say "Dude check this out" BUT..... They totally work.

You eat a berry and wait a few minutes and legitimately, sour stuff you would never eat tastes like candy.
I ate a couple berries and consumed the following:

1 shot of lemon juice - It was amazing. Tastes like lemonade. I could drink a glass of it
1 shot of lime juice - Not sour, just sweet but limes don't taste good so no real value there
1 shot of pickle juice - Effin weird. Smells like pickles but tastes like sweet pickles
1 lemon - Dude, this is the best. I would never in a million years eat lemon. It was awesome. Taste like
5 sour patch kids - Just taste like gummy bears
1 shot of apple cider vinegar - HORRIBLE This was a mistake.
1 shot of olive juice - Weird. can't even describe it. Sweet olives are bad.

If you are bored and curious and want to do a weird experiment with friends, it is worth whatever these things cost to have a strange experience.
I am taking them to may folks tomorrow for the Super Bowl just to get their take.

It takes about 3-5 minutes to take effect and lasts for about a half hour.

I can't figure out what evolutionary purpose these things even serve but what I do know is I just opened a beer and it ruined it. Sweet beer is terrible.
Anyone else try em?

Link on Amazon:

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“…it is worth whatever these things cost to have a ‘strange’ experience...”

Well hell, I can’t get the link and just post it. Somethings different about youtube videos since the last time I did this. Google ‘strange brew cream’
 
SixPapaCharlie said:
1 shot of lemon juice - It was amazing. Tastes like lemonade. I could drink a glass of it
1 shot of lime juice - Not sour, just sweet but limes don't taste good so no real value there
1 shot of pickle juice - Effin weird. Smells like pickles but tastes like sweet pickles
1 lemon - Dude, this is the best. I would never in a million years eat lemon. It was awesome. Taste like
5 sour patch kids - Just taste like gummy bears
1 shot of apple cider vinegar - HORRIBLE This was a mistake.
1 shot of olive juice - Weird. can't even describe it. Sweet olives are bad.
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May as well just drink a vat of acid at a pH of 2.5 :)
You might not taste the acidity but I bet your throat and digestive tract noticed something was up!
 
Racerx said:
Try a shot of malort.

Malort is the alcohol equivalent of a dad making a kid smoke a carton of cigarettes to stop smoking. They use the same process as vodka. Except instead of potatoes they use recycled tires
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Comments:

1.) Malort is absolutely horrid.
2.) But hey, Chicago
3.) Eating magic berries from the internet, really Bryan?
 
what we need is the hearing equivalent of magic berries. eat them and country music doesn't make you want to hurl. listening to your boss drone on and on for the 5th meeting of the day starts to sound like waves at the beach. mainstream media spewing lies 24/7 sounds like babies giggling and puppies barking.
 
eman1200 said:
what we need is the hearing equivalent of magic berries. eat them and country music doesn't make you want to hurl. listening to your boss drone on and on for the 5th meeting of the day starts to sound like waves at the beach. mainstream media spewing lies 24/7 sounds like babies giggling and puppies barking.
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Here ya go!

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eman1200 said:
what we need is the hearing equivalent of magic berries. eat them and country music doesn't make you want to hurl. listening to your boss drone on and on for the 5th meeting of the day starts to sound like waves at the beach. mainstream media spewing lies 24/7 sounds like babies giggling and puppies barking.
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Oh those berries certainly do exist. But as a pilot you are not allowed to consume them.

Also not available without a prescription, but supposedly can be obtained illegally if that’s your thing.
 
eman1200 said:
what we need is the hearing equivalent of magic berries. eat them and country music doesn't make you want to hurl. listening to your boss drone on and on for the 5th meeting of the day starts to sound like waves at the beach. mainstream media spewing lies 24/7 sounds like babies giggling and puppies barking.
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I believe you're looking for LSD
 
aterry1067 said:
Oh those berries certainly do exist. But as a pilot you are not allowed to consume them.

Also not available without a prescription, but supposedly can be obtained illegally if that’s your thing.
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“Hey, can I have some of your purple berries?”
 
Chrisgoesflying said:
Oh boy, let’s organize another fly-in or keep Bryan busy in some other form or shape. Can the airline hurry up and call him already. It’s getting worse by the minute haha.
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If I ever show up, I'll bring the malort....and then be banished from future attendance.
 
Chrisgoesflying said:
Oh boy, let’s organize another fly-in or keep Bryan busy in some other form or shape. Can the airline hurry up and call him already. It’s getting worse by the minute haha.
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If this experiment has taught me anything, its that I can never retire. 1 year in, and all the projects are done but its mind numbing otherwise.
I was notified that the current class completes the queue of cadets and they are now moving on to street hires.
There were very few interviews last year and I am told grey haired dudes are prioritized over fresh mustache kids so hopefully I will get a call, do a good job, and not washout.
 
eman1200 said:
what we need is the hearing equivalent of magic berries. eat them and country music doesn't make you want to hurl. listening to your boss drone on and on for the 5th meeting of the day starts to sound like waves at the beach. mainstream media spewing lies 24/7 sounds like babies giggling and puppies barking.
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It’s called whisky
 
Tarheelpilot said:
It’s called whisky
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eman1200 with you


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Pretty much all the kids I grew up with learned not to trust "here try this!" by about the third grade. These are the important things you learn in public school. Those that didn't learn that lesson, the rest kind of took care of, because they were "special".
 
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