6PC: "What do I do... what do I do... do I pull the chute? I have no instruments and my engine quit."
FC: "IT'S ALL ****ING OBAMA'S FAULT!!!"
6PC: "What? FC go away I'm busy"
FC: "No, seriously. If Obamacare hadn't been passed, you would be able to afford a turbine with your extra tax dollars and then you wouldn't have this issue. It's really quite logical."
6PC: "THIS ISN'T HELPING ME!"
FC: "Neither did Obama..."
6PC: "I'd vote for Trump right now if it saved my ass!"
FC: "VOTE TRUMP!"
6PC: "What? No!"
Ted: "Fly the ****ing plane"
6PC: "Oh good, there you are. Now what do I do?"
Ted: "I already told you."
6PC: "Oh, right pull the chute."
Ted: "No, FLY THE PLANE"
6PC: "Pull the chute!"
Ted: "Repeat after me. Fly..."
6PC: "Pull..."
Ted: "The..."
6PC: "The..."
Ted: "Plane..."
6PC: "Chute!"
Ted: "
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