How many of you have tattoos?

Do you have a tattoo?

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ausrere said:
That's what everyone has told me..one of the many reasons for me NOT to get one. But some people don't seem to mind. I saw a guy once who had a yellow rose tattooed on the end of his...er..ah... manhood. Complete with stem in the appropriate place. He was running around the neighborhood naked, high on crack. He was not difficult to spot :D

How in the world he stood still long enough for someone to tattoo that thing THERE, I'll never know.
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When I was thinking of getting my ear pierced I did a Google search with the following search string "men piercings information hazards". You don't want to know what appeared on my screen. All I can say is OUCH! and 'Why in G-Ds name do you need that pierced!!!'
 
Missa said:
Doesn't the first part answer the second... likely he was in the same state, but on diffrent drugs.
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He swore he wasn't drunk or high when they did it, but none of us believed him. He was proud of it. Voluntarily posed for pictures for the narc ID book even. It was the only tattoo he had on him anywhere.
 
gibbons said:
Not long ago my wife informed me that my 18 year old son (who had just moved out of the house) was going to get a tattoo.
"I need to tell you something about James and you're not going to be happy. He's going to get a tat."

I was livid. I thundered around the house dropping the f-bomb every five seconds. When I finally said, "Why in the hell does he want a *#&^ tattoo?" she gave me a funny look.
"A tattoo? Who said he was getting a tattoo?"
"You said he was getting a tat."
"No, I said he is getting a cat!"

Even worse.
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.....not a snowball's chance in hell I'd have both, a tat and a cat. Here's half the proof.

HR
 

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I will admit that I do like them on some women :)

But, I would be too chicken to get one.
 
Lawreston said:
.....not a snowball's chance in hell I'd have both, a tat and a cat. Here's half the proof.

HR
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That's a fine looking cat. Does he/she mind being outdoors in the snow?
 
Piercing's a whole 'nother story. I have had my left ear pierced, both nipples, and my lebray.

Nipple rings ripped out in a mosh pit at a concert.
Lebray just kind of got irritating, so I pulled it.
Ear ring removed because I decided I'm a guy, and I'm not gay.

And, btw, the only thing that hurts more than having your nipples pierced, is having the rings ripped out. One of my nipples still has a split in the end from it.
 
My bad, its labret. Its the piercing under the lip, above the chin.
edit: Not me, but here:

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ausrere said:
You don't know the half of it! :D But I do interact with a much more classy group of misfits these days. :yes:
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Of course you do Lisa your on PoA and everyone here has Class.
BTW no Tats on me but thought about a Eagle on my shoulder whereit could be hid.
Dave G.:blueplane:
Hmmmmmmmm maybe this little blue plane would be nice too. (lol)
 
TMetzinger said:
That's a fine looking cat. Does he/she mind being outdoors in the snow?
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It's just hilarious watching Tipper, when dropped into the deeper snow, daintily pick up each paw in bewilderment. Somewhere I have a good close-up of such an occasion but I can't readily identify which CD it's on.

HR
 
SkyHog said:
Piercing's a whole 'nother story. I have had my left ear pierced, both nipples, and my lebray.

Nipple rings ripped out in a mosh pit at a concert.
Lebray just kind of got irritating, so I pulled it.
Ear ring removed because I decided I'm a guy, and I'm not gay.

And, btw, the only thing that hurts more than having your nipples pierced, is having the rings ripped out. One of my nipples still has a split in the end from it.
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I don't like the way this is going....
 
I remember when the whole tattoo on the lower back / top of the butt thing for women started- I thought it was sorta provocative, exotic.

Now it's just sorta... well... ordinary. Too much chance of significant regret later, I think.


As for me, the cost of most any tattoo would be wasted, because you wouldn't be able to see it for all the fur anyway. Genetics can be a real *****.
 
Anthony said:
the tattoo in the small of her back
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That's generally refered to as a "Tramp Stamp".
 
wbarnhill said:
Thought about it from time to time, but can't seem to figure out something I won't regret having permanently etched into my flesh 20 years down the road. :D
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Eggzactely!!!

You should enjoy this then.
 

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SkyHog said:
Piercing's a whole 'nother story. I have had my left ear pierced, both nipples, and my lebray.
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OK, I don't want to Google this at work, but what the heck is a lebray? And if you can't describe it publicly PM me. Jeez.
 
Anthony said:
OK, I don't want to Google this at work, but what the heck is a lebray? And if you can't describe it publicly PM me. Jeez.
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he already posted that on a previous page. But it is just below the lip but above the chin.
 
smigaldi said:
he already posted that on a previous page. But it is just below the lip but above the chin.
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Thanks Scott. I never heard that term before.
 
Anthony said:
Thanks Scott. I never heard that term before.
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You weren't the only one! But it could have been worse. Just Google male piercings and you will see wht I mean. But please DO NOT DO THAT FROM WORK!!
 
Best-looking tats I ever saw: There was a fairly big-name celtic band (well, OK, big-name within the genre anyway) playing at Irish Fest in Milwaukee several years ago. The fiddle player was a beautiful, trim black-haired woman who was wearing an open-back black dress. She had f-holes (the openings on the face of a violin) tattooed in the appropriate spots on her back. Combined with the dress, it looked like SHE was a fiddle, as well as a fiddle player! Very cool.

(OK, so the fact that she was really hot might have influenced me a bit...)
 
I have a blue heart on my glute but it's not really a tatoo, just something I was born with.:princess:

A woman at the front desk of a FBO at KFAT has the AOPA wings (about 8" across) in full color in the small of her back. That plus the leave nothing to the imagination wardrobe she has.... Tramp stamp indeed!
 
This site is way, way NOT WORK SAFE (and NOT child safe).... but has a ton of odd and unusual tattoos and body piercings.....

(NOT WORK SAFE... NOT a family site)
http://www.bmezine.com/
 
Richard said:
I have a blue heart on my glute but it's not really a tatoo, just something I was born with.:princess:

A woman at the front desk of a FBO at KFAT has the AOPA wings (about 8" across) in full color in the small of her back. That plus the leave nothing to the imagination wardrobe she has.... Tramp stamp indeed!
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Well AOPA wings make her OUR kind of tramp!
 
flyingcheesehead said:
Best-looking tats I ever saw: There was a fairly big-name celtic band (well, OK, big-name within the genre anyway) playing at Irish Fest in Milwaukee several years ago. The fiddle player was a beautiful, trim black-haired woman who was wearing an open-back black dress. She had f-holes (the openings on the face of a violin) tattooed in the appropriate spots on her back. Combined with the dress, it looked like SHE was a fiddle, as well as a fiddle player! Very cool.
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Check back in 30 years when she looks like a string bass instead of a fiddle and let me know how cool it looks. :D
 
Anthony said:
What's the deal with every younger girl having the tattoo in the small of her back so when the bend over you can see the tatoo, thong, and practically everything else.
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Tramp Stamp.

Opps, looks like that was already covered.
 
Even though I'd never get a tattoo, I love watching Miami Ink on TLC. It's kind of cool hearing the stories behind the tattoos that some people get. Does anyone else watch that show?
 
Anthony said:
What's the deal with every younger girl having the tattoo in the small of her back so when the bend over you can see the tatoo, thong, and practically everything else.
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OK, so two out of three ain't bad...:D
 
Tattoos, piercings, goofy haircuts, inappropriate clothes are all making the same noise as an idling open piped Harley -

"look-at-me,look-at-me,look-at-me,look-at-me,look-at-me,..."
 
Dart said:
Tattoos, piercings, goofy haircuts, inappropriate clothes are all making the same noise as an idling open piped Harley -

"look-at-me,look-at-me,look-at-me,look-at-me,look-at-me,..."
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Yep, but only one of those often regretted accoutrements is permanent.
 
I don't regret it, but it did take me almost 10 years before I finally took the plunge. As you can see in the pic it is also easily covered up.
 
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Frank Browne said:
I wouldn't be opposed to getting a discreet tat but my question is...how bad does it really hurt?
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It is like a little scratching and once in a while during the process you feel like a pin was pushed into your skin, well because one was. It was not bad at all. I find the prostate exam to be way worse.
 
smigaldi said:
It is like a little scrathing and once in a while during the process you feel like a pin was pushe dinto your skin, well because one was. It was not bad at all. I find the prostate exam to be way worse.
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How in the world could it be worse than riding the silver stallion?! :hairraise:
 
KennyFlys said:
Scott, are you bored?
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A little. You did not see what I did over on the red board today. I think I reserected about 6 threads.

But this one was not for the same reason. I was trying to decide how to tell about my new tattoo(s). But then I decided I should wait until I get a photo.

I got six little paw prints a couple of weeks ago. One for each of the special cats I have had in my life. So I guess that brings me up to 7 total individual tattoos or just two if you groups the paws as one.
 
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