Well....the new compliance philosophy is suppose to be kinder and gentler. But, old habits die hard.....The new kinder and gentler FAA.
screach engrish!Governmental authority to do something does not preclude egregious conduct while exercising that authority.
It's not difficult. Let it go to voicemail. It's actually one of the first two pieces of advice I give when representing an airman, but letting all unknown numbers go to voicemail is not a bad general policy.Hard to ignore a phone call but any non-mandatory response request by mail would be circular filed by me. I only see gotchas with these kind of inquiries.
Are you reading the same original post as I am?But it sounds like it has gone beyond just a simple phone call....they are actually asking for logbook entries. A phone call from the FAA wouldn’t be too alarming and might even be welcome, asking to review the airplane logs sure sounds like they are “after” something.
Maybe some of the PNW mechanics moved to AK, and are taking airworthiness into their own hands?Someone dislike you at that airport?
I've known inspectors who like that game too much.I think the proper response will be, "I am happy to answer any and all questions my attorney deems reasonable." *click*
I think most of us were reacting to not being sure of making the runway. That phrase doesn't sound anything like some minor oil seepage on top of cowl with nothing else to show something is wrong.If this was in response to me not declaring, a few questions for you...
Just departed, clear and million, minor oil top of cowl, oil temps and pressure perfect, engine making normal power and operating smoothly, would you still declare? What if you were in a twin lightly loaded?
More importantly, what is the declaration in this example going to get you?
I'm not sure why you said, "no emergency" when making a runway is in doubt, but, be that as it may, it seems declaring it or not has nothing to do with this type of follow up. I'm not sure what does since, both now and in the past, I've seen examples in which one might expect at least a polite inquiry but it didn't happen, and vice versa.
I've known inspectors who like that game too much.
"In a few months, this will all go away, but for now his attorney is making about $100 a week on piddly little questions."
It's not difficult. Let it go to voicemail. It's actually one of the first two pieces of advice I give when representing an airman, but letting all unknown numbers go to voicemail is not a bad general policy.
It's not difficult. Let it go to voicemail. It's actually one of the first two pieces of advice I give when representing an airman, but letting all unknown numbers go to voicemail is not a bad general policy.
Are you reading the same original post as I am?
Of course, if it does go further, it's be a different story.
...at which point, different techniques in responding might apply.Not the OPs incident, but PlanoPilot and Radar Contact both mention the FAA asking for logbook entries in their case.
Yep, I guess YMMV. I don't need certainty of a bad result. I can't think of any emergency I had which had that level of certainty. Even my loss of power in the clouds over the Rockies. I was never sure of a fire, passenger incapacity or blood and gore, and, in fact, none of that happened. Heck there probably would have been a disaster if I was sure of a disaster.I had no doubt I would get down safely, one place or another.
If I ended up on the runway, all would be fine.
If I ended up on the highway, there was nothing the airport could do. I'd give them a call and tell them where I was, after I was down.
I have a very limited definition of "emergency" when referring to something flying related.
"Emergency" only gets called if I'm sure there will be a fire, someone in the plane is incapacitated, or there will be blood and gore.
$100 a week, as in, "This week's piddly little question that has no impact on the outcome, but takes 15 minutes of attorney time is..."A $100/week? Whats his contact info?
"Piddly little questions" are kind of like "stupid questions" (those not asked). Something I can answer in a 10-minute phone call or email may not be piddly or inconsequential to the person asking.$100 a week, as in, "This week's piddly little question that has no impact on the outcome, but takes 15 minutes of attorney time is..."
Thats not the impression I got from the guy asking the questions."Piddly little questions" are kind of like "stupid questions" (those not asked). Something I can answer in a 10-minute phone call or email may not be piddly or inconsequential to the person asking.
My version of the proper response is in bold above.
Because not every government inquiry requires a pi$$y answer.
Priority handling. Oil coming out is not normal, something is wrong, at that point I don't know whether it's minor or at what point it will be major and if all the oil will come out or not. If I don't and I am number 4 to land, I don't want to find out if it's minor or major while still number 2 to land behind a jet with no oil pressure.If this was in response to me not declaring, a few questions for you...
Just departed, clear and million, minor oil top of cowl, oil temps and pressure perfect, engine making normal power and operating smoothly, would you still declare? What if you were in a twin lightly loaded?
More importantly, what is the declaration in this example going to get you?
Forgot to "go" before you left.FAA guy- “Sir, please tell us what you forgot.”
One of the old timers I started out with insisted that any time the controller asked why we diverted the answer was always physiological needs unless we had declared an emergency. Just an FYI that stops working when you get in something big enough that everyone knows it has a lavatory.Forgot to "go" before you left.
Legit excuse.
'splains why you may be in a hurry to get down.
No question about airworthiness.
No log entry required.
FAA guy- “Sir, please tell us what you forgot.”
Flyer “To properly secure the oil filler cap.”
I had another instance around the same time in the 340. It was an after annual test flight where I lost one alternator. I believe ATC declared an emergency for us, started asking souls and fuel on board. Fire trucks chased us down, I said this is not an emergency I have not even turned off the air conditioner! The other alternator had no problem covering the load. I never heard any thing from the FAA.Not the OPs incident, but PlanoPilot and Radar Contact both mention the FAA asking for logbook entries in their case.
No joke, although not necessarily the cap. I was doing an annual Christmas lights flight with my wife. After takeoff, I saw the oil filler door flapping. I radioed Tower I needed to land. They asked if I had a problem. I replied, "No, just an idiot pilot."FAA guy- “Sir, please tell us what you forgot.”
Flyer “To properly secure the oil filler cap.”
The way I read the OP was the call was more of an inquiry, not a reprimand.
I had another instance around the same time in the 340. It was an after annual test flight where I lost one alternator. I believe ATC declared an emergency for us, started asking souls and fuel on board. Fire trucks chased us down, I said this is not an emergency I have not even turned off the air conditioner! The other alternator had no problem covering the load. I never heard any thing from the FAA.
Nope. Definitely not that. Not in this period of heavy budget cuts. ASIs are overworked and have far more important things to do with their time. Yes, there will always be "cowboys" out there who feel the need to puff out their chests and show off their power. But for the most part, these kinds of investigatory jobs are extra work. And ASIs like extra work without extra pay about as much as we do.Justifying a budget.
They outa ditch "asking how many souls". Too death oriented. Just ask how many people on board ok?
Learned that quick flying at the airline. NEVER answer your phone!
Got a call from the local FSDO today. I aborted a take off last Sunday because I had no airspeed indication when the plane was ready to rotate. Ice in the pito tube. The tube had a cover on it and it was removed prior to flight.
I heated the tube and cleared the blockage and took off no problems. I did check the tube prior to the flight and it looked good.
Nice chat with Matthew from FSDO, just never had FSDO call me for an aborted take off before.
Amen. I find declaring to be very freeing; I no longer need to spend any mental bandwidth on deciding whether the situation has gotten bad enough to declare....Personally, "what is it going to get me" is a question I would not want to be wasting brainpower on in case of a malfunction. Keying the mic and saying you have a problem is so easy and takes no time away from the important stuff.
My decision matrix for declaring:
If I need priority handling to land - declare
If I want the fire trucks standing by-declare
If I have to deviate from a clearance - declare
Any other abnormal I’ll advise atc only if the situation causes performance limitations that affect my ability to comply with normal instructions or standard performance expectations. In these cases I don’t declare...
Ever keep a beer next to the phone..????
I worked for a cheap charter company. I was not the next pilot up so 10 minutes to off duty I popped a top..... phone rang 1 minute later. I tell the boss I already started drinking. He said stop drinking and come on in.
I refused.
In the perverse way government works, sometimes the strategy is to do this sort of thing to show that more money is needed because folks are overworked and SAFETY IS SUFFERING. At least that's the way some top bureaucrats see it. Not saying it's right.I ownder how much of the
Nope. Definitely not that. Not in this period of heavy budget cuts. ASIs are overworked and have far more important things to do with their time. Yes, there will always be "cowboys" out there who feel the need to puff out their chests and show off their power. But for the most part, these kinds of investigatory jobs are extra work. And ASIs like extra work without extra pay about as much as we do.