To be honest I kept my answers short & sweet earlier in the thread, as I was a little busy at the time.
This is an emergency, period. Closest suitable airport (time), for your particular situation should be based on:
1) available runways and length/lighting
2) weather
3) emergency equipment at airport
Nothing else will really matter in the Feds eyes.
To make a decision based on the availability of ground transportation is ludicrous IMO.
I can't argue, I've only put my default plan into action once, and the FAA did not make an inquiry. I need to look, but I recall overflying 2 or 3 little podunk fields on the way to my field choice -- somewhere in NW Arkansas, a place I am very unfamiliar with. I was busy studying the white smoke out of the RHE and making sure it was abating and not getting worse.
A question, though:
Let's say I lose an engine in cruise, per the OP's scenario. Which is a better use of my time:
1. Monitoring the remaining engine for additional shenanigans
2. Flipping around nearby airports to find the nearest one that I can land on within my plane's performance envelope, however inconvenient?
It's mostly hypothetical for my plane, as it can land quite short, but in a plane which may, say, need 3000 feet? 3500? Do you really spend that time looking around sectionals and landing at the nearest one, "come what may"? Only to be stuck there? What if you just sucked a valve and insurance is NOT coming to the rescue? Now you get to pay to ship a mechanic and parts to the airport out in MOFN. Seems equally ludicrous to me, as the one paying the bills, as that's an adventure surely to cost thousands or tens of thousands.
Twins, properly managed, should be able to cruise on one engine for some reasonable period of time. Does a 747 land on the nearest dinky atoll when it's down to 3 over the ocean, or does it have a canned set of alternate airports in its OpSpec? Why wouldn't we adopt similar ideas, tailored for 91/135 flights?
I think I could defend my class D procedure with the comms and equipment angle (definitely not the taxi and bar angle as you note
) if pressed to do so. Personally I value the reduced cognitive load in what is a critical but non-emergency situation. After all, if the plane is cleaned up and trimmed out -- you're in control, you can maintain some performance, and you can navigate. What's the emergency? You have a plane that is missing some of its inbuilt redundancy, and further loss will jeopardize the flight. Searching sectionals or other documents to find the absolute nearest passable runway seems like a mis-prioritization to me. I'd rather keep an eye on "the mechanical situation" than "the legal situation".
According to the FAA if I lose one of my vacuum pumps, my plane is unairworthy. Do I dive for the farm field when that happens? Do I consult my MEL?
Same for recognition light at night? or I lose access to one of my 4 fuel cells?
I think this is a useful thought exercise, FYI. I do not think my answer is the right one, it's only my own solution. I also can invent plenty of scenarios where my plan is a poor one. I just think it's an easy default.
$0.02.