Boy, I could write a book about this, but on-line job applications are the opiate of the job-seeker (with apologies to Marx, or whoever it was).
One problem could be explained by changing your title a little:
"Does anyone READ online job ADVERTISEMENTS"?
When I post a job for a veterinary technician I post specific requirements and experience requiremens. For exmaple; being able to draw blood from a geriatric cat or being able to intubate a kitten or being able to place an IV Catheter in an arresting cat.
With this ad I will get hundreds of responses from all over the country. They will invariablyl say "I have grown up with cats and really love cats and would love to move to Florida and this would be my IDEAL job".
I throw those in the round file.
And I will get applications from licensed veterinarians saying they can't find a real job and they would be a great technician. Those go in the round file too. Hiring an "overqualified" person is worse than hiring under qualified. at least you can train an under qualified person but an overqualified person will never be happy for more than a week with the salary and will leave at the first good offer for their skill level. Unless they are completely undesirable in which case I don't want them. The only expception would be if I really only needed someone for a short time, like to fill in for a tech on pregnancy leave.
Typos, incomplete sentences, hobbies I don't like, along with a hundred other nuances cause me to put them in the round file. If I don't think they read the ad or did ANY research on my company: ROUND FILE!
I have told hundreds of people this and the few that listened usually find a job. Forget looking for advertised positions. The good ones are not advertised. If I have a halfway qualified person walk in and present them self in a professional manner, they will get 100 time the attention of a resume submitted among hundreds of other resumes and I will often hire someone like that even if I wasn't really planning to hire anyone right now.
And if the person happens to be referred to me by someone I respect, then the attention and consideration they get climbs even higher.
I can't stand people that sit around all day staring at the computer and wondering why a job doesn't jump out at them (I am not saying this is YOU, but it is part of my rant).
NETWORK.
Look up companies you would like to work for and research them. Then go visit them and KNOW who to ask for when you walk in the door. Drop names or the receptionists (gatekeepers) wills screen you out like a bug.
Always dress one level above the standard for the job you are applying for.
And here is a big one: NEVER BE RUDE OR DISRESPECTFUL TO THE RECEPTIONIST or you will NEVER get past them.
I wish you luck on your search. There are jobs out there but anonymous resumes sent to HR by the thousands in response to an ad are NOT the way to find them. Often those ads are just a way to find out what the current market looks like. If they get NO responses, they give their current employees a raise. If they get a lot, then few raises are to be handed out.
I'm in the process of applying for internships right now, and whenever I can talk to an HR rep from a company directly, the discussion generally goes very well, and they're pretty impressed with me as a candidate. However, I'll apply to jobs online that I'm far more qualified for and have more of a desire to land, but never get so much as a first interview.
Can anyone out there in HR shine some light on what goes on in the process? Do all the applications get read (or even skimmed), am I getting popped out by a computer, or is there just so much sheer applicant volume that it's tough to get a first look?
Also, any search tips would be appreciated.
Oh, and if anyone owns/works for a company that needs a top-notch marketing or finance summer intern, I'm on the market!