Didn't realize 6PC flew in the Navy...

Those poor kids must have been traumatized. :rolleyes: Some of these people need to relax. Just be glad they weren't chemtrails.
 
In the Navy, in the navy.....

Which one is 6PC again..???

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One time in Afghanistan my crew chief drew a big penis on the nose of our aircraft. They were so filthy that you could draw in the dust on them. I told him I would allow it but the first time we pick up a VIP, it comes off. Well we completely forgot about it and it wasn't until hours later coming back from lunch that we noticed it was still there. Thankfully no one else noticed, or at least, no one that cared.

Sometimes you "loose" a little bit of your sanity in the military. Not always a bad thing I guess. :D
 
C'mon, Captain, we were only doing an overhead break, honest....
 
Who said the plane had dudes in it? Maybe it was an ISO personal ad.
 
Betting he gets a new call sign. Let’s help come up with some good options.

3...2...1... and go
 
mulligan said:
Betting he gets a new call sign. Let’s help come up with some good options.

3...2...1... and go
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Who gets a new call sign? 6PC? If so, I'm guessing he's now "Texas Loooong horn...y" (because it's Brian with a "y")
 
I think a female pilot was just practicing approaches and has something else on her mind.

Although, there are a few male pilots on here who may be thinking about the same thing.....
 
Heh - Jimmy Fallon mentioned it on the Tonight Show.

Everyone knows there are four types of clouds: Stratus, cirrus, cumulus, and penis.

That's nuts!
 
Too bad they didn’t enter that in the gps track contest a couple months back...
 
High Dick

An ode to former Prowler Pilots
with apologies to John Gillespie Magee Jr.

Oh I have slipped the surly bonds of Earth

And filled the sky with obscene graffiti under my wings
Skyward I've climbed and with glee and mirth
Drawn woodies and boners and scrotums and a hundred things
Career pilots have not dreamed of

High in the dick filled sky, hovering there
Adjusting the throttle and mixture with precision care

I skywrote a penis in the windswept height
which never skyhawk or even cardinal could write

Now I stand behind a counter with steely eyes that never bat
Put out my hand to touch the screen and ask
“You want fries with that?”
 
And.... the transcripts have been published and immortalized in the interwebs. o_O

“Draw a giant penis,” the EWO said... “That would be awesome.”

“What did you do on your flight?... Oh, we turned dinosaurs into sky penises.”

...“Dude, that would be so funny,” ... “Airliner’s coming back on their way into Seattle, just this big ****ing giant penis. We could almost draw a vein in the middle of it too.”​
...

“Balls are going to be a little lopsided,” the pilot advised.

“Balls are complete,” he reported moments later. “I just gotta navigate a little bit over here for the shaft.”

“Which way is the shaft going?” the EWO asked.

“The shaft will go to the left,” the pilot answered.

“It’s gonna be a wide shaft,” the EWO noted.

“I don’t wanna make it just like 3 balls,” the pilot said.

“Let’s do it,” the EWO said. “Oh, the head of that penis is going to be thick.”
​
https://gizmodo.com/navy-recordings-of-viral-sky-penis-incident-show-pilot-1834748556
 
Everyone throws a fit when ATC vectors them around SUA but this is a perfect example of why we need to stay clear. I for one don’t want to be plowing through a MOA when our servicemen are trying to concentrate on important war fighting skills like this!
 
Velocity173 said:
Sometimes you "loose" a little bit of your sanity in the military. Not always a bad thing I guess. :D
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My marine friend was deployed with an incredible artist, really talented guy, he says. They fired mortars from a pit. The artist made a sand sculpture of a beautiful, naked woman in their pit. He said it was amazingly accurate.

One of their team got caught fornicating with it.
 
Velocity173 said:
One time in Afghanistan my crew chief drew a big penis on the nose of our aircraft. They were so filthy that you could draw in the dust on them. I told him I would allow it but the first time we pick up a VIP, it comes off. Well we completely forgot about it and it wasn't until hours later coming back from lunch that we noticed it was still there. Thankfully no one else noticed, or at least, no one that cared.

Sometimes you "loose" a little bit of your sanity in the military. Not always a bad thing I guess. :D
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One time during a training exercise I was working S3 (and S2) in a 1st Cav battalion as an ops sergeant. I was an E4 working an E6 slot. I mooned OPFOR when we were getting overrun. One of the lieutenants wanted to write me up but the master sergeant in charge of the NCO's gave me a stern bitching out in front of the LT, and then an 'atta boy' after the group dissipated.
 
Sac Arrow said:
One time during a training exercise I was working S3 (and S2) in a 1st Cav battalion as an ops sergeant. I was an E4 working an E6 slot. I mooned OPFOR when we were getting overrun. One of the lieutenants wanted to write me up but the master sergeant in charge of the NCO's gave me a stern bitching out in front of the LT, and then an 'atta boy' after the group dissipated.
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Lol! I once mooned my squadron Sgt Major during a room inspection in the Marines. He walked past our bunks and we were all acting like we were asleep (night crew). I was on the top bunk and I hear him say “eww! His booty hanging out...I’m not so sure that’s a good idea with this, new Marine Corps and all.” Won a bet with my other 2 roommates on that one. ;)
 
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