After watching a week of fraidy cat people with paycheck privilege posting things making fun of protesters as if they’re better than them, I decided to post this for them.
Still haven’t caught the ‘Rona, still expect it’ll get to me eventually. Still have actual medical orders not to be out, and not just some recommendation or illegal law from a politician who didn’t take a pay cut and seems to be essential standing at a podium blathering.
But I did come up with a nice idea for the nurse and her office. See if y’all agree.
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I noticed today the people usually loudest about class warfare and “privilege” suddenly like sending poor people to retrieve their goods in a pandemic, very much. So much they’ll make fun of anyone protesting to go back to their regular job instead of their new delivery or grocery gig.
Own a business that could open with the same low levels of protection offered at the grocery store that you don’t even go into anymore? They’ll make fun of you for fighting to open it. Privilege.
The stockers and checkers don’t get your non-essential lifestyle.
Get me my Amazon boxes, peasant. Bezos can sell those things you used to. I shall not be bothered to get off this couch and venture forth to the dangerous world where the risk of death is <1%.
Your UPS driver is your slave.
Perhaps my “essential” who’s been out since the beginning and in direct contact with hundreds of people, could show you your “privilege” and suggest ways you could learn to take your own life risks?
But we all know you meant to say “expendable” if you believe your own silliness that this is now about flattening curves. Curve flattened. Better get your head in the long game.
Many can’t join you and your celebrity idols in Hollywood and politics, in your couch sitting privilege.
Crack open another bottle of “essential” you had delivered from the liquor store and a nice joint from the “essential” pot shop and await your deliveries by those folks less fortunate — and say they’re all bad people for protesting your government that’s “protecting” you, and not them. That’s a good look.
Send some other expendables with guns to arrest surfers, too. You sure aren’t going to go do it.
Sergeant at Arms! Arrest that peasant. I’m busy watching Netflix here!
Hypocrisy looks good on you. Comes with designer pajamas and logo and diamond encrusted team logo face masks apparently?
I won’t judge. I’ll just recommend my essential worker tell the boss that she’s working on other essential workers first, when you show up expecting her clinic to be open.
Oops you fell off that ladder remodeling your basement and ripped yourself open. Have a seat. We’ll be with you after all the essentials.
You can sit for hours in the waiting room with the same style mask she has used for over a month, for as long as it takes to get to your non-essential ass.
Have to get those essentials back to work before you of course. I think she will like this plan. Essentials and elderly of course. You can sit and wait.
You’re just headed back to your couch anyway. An extra couple hours of risk? Pfff.
Nothing at all compared to those serving you.
Check your privilege?
Maybe the Docs and Nurses can help you do just that. I’m certainly not against them doing so.
Maybe your favorite politician will stop by to change your dressing? Deliver some stuff to your house? I’m going with... not likely.