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Hmm. There could be a business opportunity here. Smokin hot chick will pose with you and your airplane. Extra charge to do your plane
 
Dear Penthouse,
It was a nice pretty evening in a public place, and all of a sudden my spontaneous, passionate girlfriend gets in front of me, bends over provocatively, and then…(insert aviation related item here).
 
ActiveAir said:
Apparently, chicks dig guys with planes.
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Especially those big planes without propellers.... So.... start planning for that business jet.!!

When I was young and single, I would ask a high maintenance girl on a sunset flight. We would get to the airport and walk past all the fancy and expensive jets. She would see the 172, point at it and say, ""What is that.??''

And that would be the beginning of our last date....
 
Piperonca said:
Dear Penthouse,
It was a nice pretty evening in a public place, and all of a sudden my spontaneous, passionate girlfriend gets in front of me, bends over provocatively, and then…(insert aviation related item here).
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Do not google 'the counselor car scene.' If you just can't resist the urge, substitute plane for car. But don't do it. You have been warned.
 
Zeldman said:
Especially those big planes without propellers.... So.... start planning for that business jet.!!

When I was young and single, I would ask a high maintenance girl on a sunset flight. We would get to the airport and walk past all the fancy and expensive jets. She would see the 172, point at it and say, ""What is that.??''

And that would be the beginning of our last date....
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Don't you draw the queen of diamonds, boy
She'll beat you if she's able
You know the queen of hearts is always your best bet
 
Piperonca said:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penthouse_Forum

Penthouse and Playboy were popular among young men until the internet came along. Penthouse was noted for its kinky letters people would send in (non-aviation related except for the occasional mile-high club discussion). Yes that was a long time ago. Kinky then is normal now it seems.
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Yeah, when I was an adolescent, I read (well maybe not read) Penthouse, Playboy, Hustler, Oui, and others. But I eventually grew out of it. The hormone charged kids of today have it easy. No need to sneak a magazine into the house and hide it under the mattress. Not only can they see naked women pictures online, but hardcore porn as well. I’m not so sure it is a good thing.
 
SkyDog58 said:
Yeah, when I was an adolescent, I read (well maybe not read) Penthouse, Playboy, Hustler, Oui, and others. But I eventually grew out of it. The hormone charged kids of today have it easy. No need to sneak a magazine into the house and hide it under the mattress. Not only can they see naked women pictures online, but hardcore porn as well. I’m not so sure it is a good thing.
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Or look under Mom and Dads mattress:hairraise:
 
SkyDog58 said:
I’m not so sure it is a good thing.
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In 1960 Arthur C. Clarke wrote about that. Except his media in the science fiction story relied on communications satellites. Substitute internet and you have the gist of the story, from over a half century ago.

https://everything2.com/title/I+Remember+Babylon

Hartford, it is revealed, wants to brainwash, then destroy the US. “History is on our side. We’ll be using America’s own decadence as a weapon against her, and it’s a weapon for which there is no defence.” Hartford leaves to be about his business, and the story ends with Clarke’s thoughts: “ 'History is on our side.’ I cannot get those words out of my head. Land of Lincoln and Franklin and Melville, I love you and wish you well. But into my heart blows a cold wind from the past; for I remember Babylon. ”
 
Starting to sound like Hangar Talk (or a flea market for nostalgia items in the hangar)
 
It's a nice pic! A little bragging is not a bad thing. If you need a title, I'd suggest either "warming up the plane" or "good luck ritual".
 
Rushie said:
No, the woman really did look like a 10/10.

It was a gorgeous picture of the OP walking toward the plane, his girl was getting ready to plant a kiss on the tip of the plane’s spinner, the sunset in the background. The angle of the girl bent to kiss the spinner, the sun’s glow off her beautiful hair, the angle of the spinner just matching the angle of her lips not quite touching, the pastel colors of the sky and background contrasted with the sharp white/red of the plane and bright white/black check shirt of OP, his facial expression caught in profile looking toward the girl and the plane read exactly as he says, he is a lucky guy, and the lighting perfect on the subjects despite the backlit sunset. Whoever took that photo should submit it to some contest, it was really impressive. Snapped at the exact perfect instant.

Maybe whomever was behind the camera didn’t want it on the net for copyright reasons or something.
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This was a very cool description and nailed it! Thanks!
 
Unit74 said:
I think emergency landings tend to kill the mood, don’t you?
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From @SixPapaCharlie 's description, it sounds like he turns into Iceman when there's an emergency.... and she kind of liked it.

That poor comanche is going to have an emergency every week.
 
Ice said he didn’t like Maverick because he was dangerous, playing on the Iceman comment.
 
Zeldman said:
Especially those big planes without propellers.... So.... start planning for that business jet.!!

When I was young and single, I would ask a high maintenance girl on a sunset flight. We would get to the airport and walk past all the fancy and expensive jets. She would see the 172, point at it and say, ""What is that.??''

And that would be the beginning of our last date....
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We have a old run down 150 that has been tied down outside for 30+ years. It has not flown in 20+ years. The joke is to act like that is the plane you are going to fly when you take a person flying for the first time at our airport.
 
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