Captain
Final Approach
Tellya what kid. Take a mainland expat contract for a couple of years. There's a reason why they hire street captains over the locals. So I've insulted a quarter of the planet. BFD. At least I'm not trying to kill 'em with inability.
You need more of an education just to reach clueless.
Thanks 'dad'. You need an etiquette class just to reach neanderthal.