Combined animal characteristics

Richard

Richard

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Ack...city life
Watching Great Whites jump out of the water got me thinking. If you could cross one set of behaviors with another, what combination animal behaviors would be the most scariest? A slithering Gorilla? A tree climbing Rhinoceras? A venomous house fly?
 
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Now I have to go for my karate lesson at Rex Kwan Do self-defense! After one week with Rex in his dojo, I am prepared to defend myself with the STRENGTH of a grizzly, the reflexes of a PUMA, and the wisdom of a man.
 

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Ive always held a particular fear of flying snakes, not sure why but that scares the b'jeebers outta me!
 
ScottM said:
A ligar of course

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Now I have to go for my karate lesson at Rex Kwan Do self-defense! After one week with Rex in his dojo, I am prepared to defend myself with the STRENGTH of a grizzly, the reflexes of a PUMA, and the wisdom of a man.
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Luckily for you I had just swallowed my Amber Bock. My daughter had given me a copy of Napolean Dynomite for Christmas one year. It's my favorite movie I love to hate.
 
Seriously, flying rabid monkeys would scare the crap outta me. Especially if their eyes dripped blood like a gila monster.
 
If you gave the power of nuclear wepons to a low-brow, knuckle-dragging ape, that would be scarry, oh wait... :D
 
Flying elephants.

As it is, I don't like parking my car underneath trees or power lines, because of the pigeons.
-harry
 
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